How do you know when someone is coming over uninvited?
glimse 89 points 10 months ago
-a person terrified of butterflies
-covered themselves in fruit juice??
-sat outside when the uninvited guest was coming over
-became the butterfly god
I've seen more believable stories in green text. The only reasonable part is planting milkweed
GalacticGrapefruit 1 point 10 months ago
Actually, this isn't as far-fetched as you think. I used to work at this summer camp, and we had a lot of butterflies. It was a favorite 'Welcome to Camp' trick for the counselors to teach kids how to 'tame' butterflies.
Answer? You get your hands wet with water. And then you hold very very very still. They'll land on you to drink. It's still the coolest shit ever.
fullsquare 31 points 10 months ago
some common friend spilled the tea in advance perhaps
Bronzebeard 30 points 10 months ago
When they text you "I'm on my way" and ignore your: please don'ts
TeamAssimilation 7 points 10 months ago
That’s when you hurriedly plant milkweed and force the monarchs to begin their migration immediately from your backyard, while you bathe in fruit juice.
corsicanguppy 8 points 10 months ago
Not everyone remembers to turn off "share my location with Instagram friends".
acockworkorange 1 point 9 months ago
People share their location to Zuckerberg?
motor_spirit 30 points 10 months ago path: 0 20845934, hotness: undefined, score: 30, children: 2
rockerface 7 points 10 months ago
Ah yes, the Scarlet Brainrot
motor_spirit 5 points 10 months ago path: 0 20845934 20849432 20849954, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
Rooster326 8 points 10 months ago
Oh all the things that ever happened. This happened the most...
sharkfucker420 6 points 10 months ago
Chaotic good
VindictiveJudge 3 points 10 months ago
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HugeNerd 1 point 10 months ago
There's a simple solution
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