Maybe the real Iran was the friends we made along the way

4 months ago by StopTech to c/memes

Wildmimic 67 points 4 months ago

Tbh, as a central european i am very much concerned about the amount of americans putting iran in central europe lol

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VonReposti 22 points 4 months ago

As a Scandinavian: Phew.

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SubArcticTundra 10 points 4 months ago

All of those dots on Greenland explains what 's going on right now

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Frozengyro 10 points 4 months ago

Better invade all these places to be safe

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dsilverz 1 point 4 months ago

@Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus @StopTech@lemmy.today

As a Brazilian, I wasn't aware of how many cities and towns named "Iran" we had, especially throughout the state of Amazonas (guess what is located in Amazonas that USA wants to snatch so badly?). Gonna visit Iran someday, but it seems like a long travel. At least the most geographically close Iran from where I live would be "Irã, Paraná". 😅

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spicehoarder 1 point 4 months ago

Guess where we dropping booyyyss 🤠

Yeeeehhhaaawww!

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cosmictrickster 47 points 4 months ago

Another map without New Zealand!

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StopTech 32 points 4 months ago

But does it have Old Zealand?

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cosmictrickster 65 points 4 months ago

Technically, yes. Province in Netherlands, actual name Zeeland.

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StopTech 16 points 4 months ago

TIL

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YaDownWitCPP 10 points 4 months ago

Looks like the sequel became a much bigger hit.

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cosmictrickster 19 points 4 months ago

Not according to some mapmakers apparently. 😢

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Hapankaali 6 points 4 months ago

New Zealand certainly has the nicer mountains.

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Rekorse 1 point 4 months ago

I thought Zeeland was part of Denmark.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 4 months ago

wait hold up i now have to have a head to head competition of who has the better cheese

nothing is more important

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GladiusB 2 points 4 months ago

New Zealand doesn't exist. Birds and giraffes either.

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WesternInfidels 1 point 4 months ago

Isn't this one just cropped?

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rants_unnecessarily 1 point 4 months ago

They often are

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BetaBlake 35 points 4 months ago

I need to know the source of this because this has to be fake or trolls because all of those in the western hemisphere or in the ocean are just silly and can't be for real

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Viking_Hippie 12 points 4 months ago

those in the western hemisphere or in the ocean are just silly

Correct

and can't be for real

Likely incorrect. You'd be shocked at how profoundly stupid and/or misinformed some people are in a country that routinely robs its public education system to pay churches and private corporations..

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copd 6 points 4 months ago

Do you honestly think those data points in the Atlantic are genuine and not trolling?

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M0oP0o 3 points 4 months ago

Yes

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 4 months ago

if it was a fox news poll i'd pick 1600 pennsylvania avenue in DC specifically.

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GladiusB 3 points 4 months ago

This is someone just hitting an iPad leaving a grocery store to move on with their life

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NeilNuggetstrong 23 points 4 months ago

Thought process:

"Iran? Like a marathon? That could be anywhere"

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WesternInfidels 13 points 4 months ago

🎵 And Iran, Iran so far away-ay-ay 🎵

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 4 months ago

marathon is in greece. i'm pretty sweaty. shower's over there. must be in america

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protist 17 points 4 months ago

Looks like they got Iraan, TX correct

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bleistift2 7 points 4 months ago

Now that‘s an explanation! They never heard of Iran as a country and thought it was a random-ass city. And since they didn’t know where it was, they guessed the center of the US!

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protist 14 points 4 months ago

Iraan, TX is a real place, though it's pronounced "Ira-Ann."

Iraan is the second largest town in the second largest county in the second largest state in the United States, which is the second largest country in North America.

"We're Number 2!"

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 4 months ago

every place is known for something. what does ira-ann make? like, big ball of twine? bacon factory? help me out. wastewater treatment? they are number two.

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protist 3 points 4 months ago

Oil

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Grandwolf319 11 points 4 months ago

This has to be a joke right? Some dots are in the ocean

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axexrx 4 points 4 months ago

Buster: ovbiously, the blue part here is land.

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FlashMobOfOne 2 points 4 months ago

I'd love to think that, but this is America, where basic geography might as well be Egyptian hieroglyphics to most people.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 4 months ago

10th grade history we didn't do history, we did maps and had to memorize all the countries. if we sang the song (without mumbling) we got bonus points.

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Venat0r 1 point 4 months ago

maybe they think it's a small island?

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Loreshield 1 point 4 months ago

Maybe they're thinking the current Iranian state succeeded Atlantis and they're placing the latter in the Atlantic instead of the Mediterranean, as Dr. Jones correctly did after reading the Hermocrates? ¯\(°_o)/¯

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blockheadjt 10 points 4 months ago

Are these schoolchildren? Adults? People in retirement homes? All ages?

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captainlezbian 9 points 4 months ago

Surety these are trolls, especially the ones putting it in the ocean…

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aeronmelon 9 points 4 months ago

That one person who has it in for Arizona.

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ZoteTheMighty 5 points 4 months ago

Honestly, Iran sounds more pleasant.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 4 months ago

hey, i know a couple really nice greek restaurants (and by extension, families) in phoenix. they just made some really big mistakes by moving to phoenix.

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Deestan 8 points 4 months ago

No, Jeremy. This is the chart that Ann sneezed on with a mouthful of cheerios.

The actual distribution plot is still in the printer. Go get it.

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Una 5 points 4 months ago

I think Iran is its own planet somewhere in andromeda galaxy.

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Formfiller 4 points 4 months ago

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CannonFodder 3 points 4 months ago

Quite a few up in Greenland. Maybe this explains Trump's confusion about that.

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jbellows 3 points 4 months ago

That there is (n+1) people who in identifying a desert, Farsi speaking, country chose the ORKNEY ISLANDS...smh

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RememberTheApollo_ 3 points 4 months ago

The points chosen so far off from Iran just prove the point in a perverse way. The people are stupid, uneducated, or just willfully being assholes by choosing the wrong places. Just go ahead and lump them together. One set is damaging because of ignorance, the rest due to malice. Pretty much sums up trump and his followers.

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Ilovethebomb 3 points 4 months ago

Most of them were fairly close.

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porous_grey_matter 4 points 4 months ago

Many of them were fairly close, but with 23% in the borders I wouldn't judge that most were, if I look where I think half the dots are it's starting to get quite far into Europe, Africa, India or China. Which imo should all be fairly easy to rule out, but shrug

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stupidcasey 3 points 4 months ago

How many data points you think that is something like 5,177? HAY chatGPT HOW MANY NUKES DOSE AMERICA HAVE?

...

What a wonderful coincidence.

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SaharaMaleikuhm 2 points 4 months ago

Americans are extremely dumb so this does not surprise me at all.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 4 months ago

hey! we may be americans, and we may be extreme, but, uh, what was the third thing you said?

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alienghic 1 point 4 months ago

I tested my US middle school student who, when forced to pick a country on this wikipedia blank world map, https://upload.wikimedia.org/... picked Ireland.

I did get it right, though uh thank you to reporting from ukraine for your news tied to map animations.

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Hawk 1 point 4 months ago

I wonder if this is because they often use an America centered map

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LodeMike 18 points 4 months ago

Or because people don't take it seriously, such as the ones who selected the ocean.

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Hawk 4 points 4 months ago

Nah, they just thought the white was the landmass

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possiblylinux127 1 point 4 months ago

In fairless they may of just answered wrong

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