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ceenote 134 points 6 months ago

If there are no sluts in heaven, take me to wherever the sluts are.

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Chippys_mittens 121 points 6 months ago
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ceenote 33 points 6 months ago

Glad to see her marketing for the brothel is paying off.

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Thteven 32 points 6 months ago

Free meals too? Sign me tf up.

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bitjunkie 16 points 6 months ago

Hell yeah

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bhamlin 16 points 6 months ago

Noooooo, I live there! In the basement anyway.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 9 points 6 months ago

Hey, my mother is a classy lady you move upstairs and treat her right

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SchwertImStein 1 point 6 months ago path: 0 23092491 23125298, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
Salamanderwizard 74 points 6 months ago

What about women who suck your member after you've put it in them a couple of times? There's gotta be a higher grade heaven for them. Angels truly.

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Chippys_mittens 34 points 6 months ago
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sundray 18 points 6 months ago

Heaven+

It's ad-free.

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tenchiken 9 points 6 months ago

The ones that clean you up after you nail their girlfriend... Those are the highest choir.

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Salamanderwizard 8 points 6 months ago

God's honest truth. I have experienced that. My partner and I talked about it for a few years and eventually hooked up with her friend from childhood, who lived in our old town.

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It was one of the best feelings in the world. Getting to have sex with another woman in front of my partner, and then her giving me head after her friend had orgasmsed. I have done a lot of drugs in my life, and none em come close to that sensation. We spent 3 days at her friend's place. I don't think there was a single day we weren't all 3 having sex.

Sound made up I know. I never thought I'd be the guy to do it. But it took a lot of talking to each other, my partner and I, to feel comfortable with it. Lots of communication and honesty. Wasn't just "let have a 3sum babe"

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thethunderwolf 1 point 6 months ago

I don't see, why is polygamy not popular

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Salamanderwizard 4 points 6 months ago

Cause most folks don't talk things out and figure out the rules of their relationship. Most folks will force themselves to be with someone they aren't compatible with and then get upset when they aren't fullfilled.

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dipcart 6 points 6 months ago

Not to be too horny on main but if anybody knows any porn or sites or whatever that caters to this specific thing please post a link

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Salamanderwizard 5 points 6 months ago

Cuckqueen is the female version of cuckold if you are looking for "guy does his gf's friend while gf watches/joins in." I might be wrong, but that's what I remember it being called.

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dipcart 3 points 6 months ago

Good to know. Anything specific for sucking dick after its inside a woman?

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hypnicjerk 6 points 6 months ago

pretty standard ffm fare, won't usually warrant an additional tag

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UnderpantsWeevil 57 points 6 months ago

Going to need to rename this channel to "Lemmy Cumpost"

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Chippys_mittens 27 points 6 months ago
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CultLeader4Hire 16 points 6 months ago

Is being horny the trick here

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 8 points 6 months ago

Bonk. Off to horny jail. Come out when you're thiiiiiis horny

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Holytimes 7 points 6 months ago

You have just created an orgy.

What did you think would happen if you put a bunch of horny people in the same hole?

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 6 months ago

bonk! off to ze horny hole!

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CultLeader4Hire 2 points 6 months ago

I’m legit sad apparently we can’t post nudes on Lemmy?? I took all these fucking nudes and I want to show them to strangers FFS

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JoMiran 40 points 6 months ago

I just finished my morning conference call and y'all already trynna horn me up?

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usualsuspect191 19 points 6 months ago

Better than before the call

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UltraMagnus0001 37 points 6 months ago

Men that lick their cum off pussies go to heaven

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PieMePlenty 12 points 6 months ago

Gotta have cream with that pie.

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Kolanaki 5 points 6 months ago

Shit, it don't even have to be my cum for that.

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J92 34 points 6 months ago

Girls that put their hand in their pants and then put their fingers in your mouth; Saint Peter can't even look them in the eye as he opens the gate. 😳

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Poteau_Poutre 3 points 6 months ago

You speak like a true Poet

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Danarchy 21 points 6 months ago

Like for a crime?

“Yes officer, suspect #5 did this” 👉

Her: 👄

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pitiable_sandwich540 18 points 6 months ago

How about girls that kiss you after a bj? 🤤

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ghen 9 points 6 months ago

That's how you know i like you enough to move in together

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dipcart 15 points 6 months ago

Not to be too horny on main but if anybody knows any porn or sites or whatever that caters to this specific thing please post a link

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titanicx 5 points 6 months ago

Like any and all of them

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Hisse 13 points 6 months ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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Chippys_mittens 5 points 6 months ago
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AdminBot 4 points 6 months ago

Your comment was auto-removed for profanity, an admin will review it and undelete it soon if there has been an error. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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thethunderwolf 2 points 6 months ago

What

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UlrikHD 3 points 6 months ago

The instance has experienced a lot of trolls signing up recently, so we need to moderate new accounts more strictly. The automated removal is needed to respond quickly to potential harassment. The comment was restored after manual review.

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thethunderwolf 2 points 6 months ago

why is profanity bad tho

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Decoy321 4 points 6 months ago

Just going to mention this since this post has actually been reported:

Text alone isn't enough to require a NSFW tag. There needs to be actual nudity. Y'all can stop reporting shit like this.

Pardon the delay, it takes more time to write one handed.

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faqtimaan 1 point 6 months ago

Well did u open ur gf photo after this post??bcz i dont see anything wrong with this post🤣

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Hisse 1 point 6 months ago

You're overestimating me, I don't have a girlfriend

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smuuthbrane 12 points 6 months ago

How do I finger my fingers??

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agamemnonymous 16 points 6 months ago

👉👌

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Chippys_mittens 11 points 6 months ago
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smuuthbrane 5 points 6 months ago

OW.

Yeah, evidently.

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Obnomus 8 points 6 months ago

Tbh as a guy I'll lick my finger first after fingering her.

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DimFisher 6 points 6 months ago

It depends on where you fingered them 😜

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humorlessrepost 4 points 6 months ago

Best heaven

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faqtimaan 5 points 6 months ago

Well tbh i dont want my ex to go to heaven that b shud burn in hell

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Zozano 3 points 6 months ago

What's she doing later on?

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faqtimaan 4 points 6 months ago

Everything 😈

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Zozano 3 points 6 months ago

Give her my number.

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5

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faqtimaan 2 points 6 months ago

Well i dont have ur nom 🤣🤣🤣or her

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