Woke school rule

6 months ago by sad_detective_man to c/onehundredninetysix

FlowerFan 89 points 6 months ago

Wait, please tell me someone actually did this

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sad_detective_man 97 points 6 months ago

Sorry. I've sent a gross human-skinned naked green m&m to Tucker Carlson under this premise though, does that earn me any credit?

NSFL

Tap for spoiler

Seriously NSFL DON'T FUCKIN LOOK

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carotte 94 points 6 months ago

Seriously NSFL DON'T FUCKIN LOOK

this is like, mildly strange at worst come on

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Berengaria_of_Navarre 24 points 6 months ago

Would

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Olgratin_Magmatoe 10 points 6 months ago

Would it taste like white chocolate or milk chocolate?

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sad_detective_man 13 points 6 months ago

Hey, eyeblech has its own hedonic setpoint. Not everyone out there is inoculated to Rule 34 inflation porn

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Holytimes 8 points 6 months ago

Inflation porn is childs play. Real men are inoculated to that reverse unbirth vore.

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gandalf_der_12te 7 points 6 months ago

they just wrote that to make it more likely that you click on it and therefore give it attention :)

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LostCarcosan 30 points 6 months ago

Seriously NSFL DON'T FUCKIN LOOK

Sigh unzips

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Shellofbiomatter 21 points 6 months ago

Not the proudest one, but that wasn't even hard.

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Olgratin_Magmatoe 16 points 6 months ago

I have a friend that has a picture quite like that, and he keeps it on his phone to post to the group chat at comedic times.

He now has two such pictures.

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jballs 12 points 6 months ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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sad_detective_man 9 points 6 months ago

I WARNED YOU

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techt 23 points 6 months ago

honestly it could be a lot worse

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jballs 6 points 6 months ago

Fair

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Ensign_Crab 12 points 6 months ago

The reactions to this tell you who was around when prank URLs were less innocent than a video of Rick Astley.

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LePoisson 4 points 6 months ago

Hello fellow person traumatized by seeing tubgirl at school?! on a shared computer

Life's pretty crazy ain't it

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ErevanDB 8 points 6 months ago

That ain't NSFL, tbh. Just regular NSFW. Still hilarious, though.

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RVGamer06 7 points 6 months ago

Meh, that's mild by my standards

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sad_detective_man 4 points 6 months ago

Getting mixed messages. I think my next 196 post will be a survey 🤔

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Apytele 4 points 6 months ago

sir i've gotten worse reviews of my profile pic

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Ratio_Tile 6 points 6 months ago

I'm glad she got bottom surgery

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vaultdweller013 5 points 6 months ago

I've been pranked with some cheese grater furry guro. Up your game kith, ya ain't getting me with that weak shit.

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orenj 5 points 6 months ago

hehe

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teslekova 4 points 6 months ago

Kinda reminds me of a guy I know.

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OldManBOMBIN 3 points 6 months ago

WHERE'D YOU GET THIS PICTURE OF MY MOTHER?

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Sylvartas 3 points 6 months ago

Lmfaooo this is so cursed

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pewgar_seemsimandroid 47 points 6 months ago

what others should we zipbomb? Russia Today perhaps? mabye a Fidesz aligned one in Hungary?

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Saledovil 26 points 6 months ago

Most modern virus scanners can detect zip bombs, and a journalist likely knows better than to open an archive send to them by a stranger without running a scanner on it first.

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Zagorath 29 points 6 months ago

and a journalist likely knows better than to open an archive send to them by a stranger without running a scanner on it first

Right, but nobody here is suggesting sending it to any journalists.

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Bytemeister 25 points 6 months ago

journalist

Fox News

Those two things are mutually exclusive.

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Ensign_Crab 7 points 6 months ago

Which is what usb drives in parking lots are for.

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Samskara 19 points 6 months ago

Sending someone a zip bomb might be a computer crime. Check your local laws.

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isVeryLoud 2 points 6 months ago

It's super easy to hide yourself over email though

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msspwn 3 points 6 months ago

I have a technicaly infinate zip bomb (infinatly containes itself)

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sad_detective_man 2 points 6 months ago

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gratux 1 point 6 months ago

I'm interested in how one would construct that. Can you share some details?

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