Or how shipments travel by car and cargo travels by ship.
aeronmelon 53 points 6 months ago
usualsuspect191 37 points 6 months ago
Car go ship? No, car go road.
diabetic_porcupine 6 points 6 months ago
Car go road? No car go beep beep… you okay buddy??
restingOface 26 points 6 months ago
You cook bacon, but you bake cookies.
Rebels_Droppin 26 points 6 months ago
fartographer 7 points 6 months ago
Jon's definitely having a stroke
skankhunt42 5 points 6 months ago
Sounds like a skill issue.
captain_aggravated 4 points 6 months ago
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wreckedcarzz 7 points 6 months ago
Just the tip?
UnfortunateShort 30 points 6 months ago
Yep, for us its the same. Fingertips are 'Fingerspitzen' and the tips of your toes are 'Zehenspitzen', whereas "Spitzen" literally translates to 'tips'
wreckedcarzz 11 points 6 months ago
🥺👉👈
TropicalDingdong 6 points 6 months ago
🥺🦶🦶
username_1 10 points 6 months ago path: 0 23529659 23529757, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 3
tigeruppercut 2 points 6 months ago
Is he related to Kandymanschpieler?
tigeruppercut 6 points 6 months ago
Pretty brave of you to admit openly that you don't have endless toes.
Karmanopoly 4 points 6 months ago
Shove your toes in a politicians face and all of a sudden the whole police force cares about em now
boogiebored 1 point 5 months ago
😩
Earthman_Jim 3 points 6 months ago
If only that were true, the world would be a slightly less weird place.
BarbecueCowboy 17 points 6 months ago
Also like, they call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing.
prasadCode58 16 points 6 months ago
How high were you when you were thinking about this logic ?
ReginaPhalange 4 points 6 months ago
How high were you
jaggedrobotpubes 2 points 6 months ago
high how were you
Oh pretty good n you?
DarrinBrunner 16 points 6 months ago
My tongue has a tip, you wanna see what I can do with that?
skankhunt42 -3 points 6 months ago
My asshole is a little crusty. I don't wipe. By the time I get around to it weeks later, I'm pulling out ass hairs trying to cleanup. Horrible all around. You think you can moisten it a bit, or even get it for me? Thx.
Earthman_Jim 3 points 6 months ago
This is assault. You're assaulting me.
skankhunt42 0 points 6 months ago
It's like one of them play-doh fun factory squeeze machines when I take a dump. Some times that tugs on the hairs too.
Joker_1902 11 points 6 months ago
It’s too late for this shit. Take my upvote
DisasterTransport 4 points 6 months ago path: 0 23545857 23546063, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
w3ird_sloth 4 points 6 months ago
Jokes on you. I cut my fingertips off.
JigglySackles 3 points 6 months ago
You can tip toe because toes aren't tipped. Likewise you can't tip finger because they are already tipped. 🙃
FiniteBanjo 3 points 6 months ago
"Captain Sparrow, who is robbing me and what are they taking while you're here beguiling me?"
Big_Boss_77 2 points 6 months ago
You can't tipfinger because you're already using your finger tips, but your toe tips are not in use anywhere else, and therefore exclusively used for tiptoeing.
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