Zuckerberg fired thousands of Meta workers in the Seattle area then pulled up to port in his gigantic yacht

4 months ago by ooli3 to c/tfobo

kurikai 25 points 4 months ago

be a shame if it sunk

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Ceruleum 3 points 4 months ago

Things happen.

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dellish 22 points 4 months ago

It sure would be a pity if something were to happen to it.

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SuiXi3D 21 points 4 months ago

Can't wait for someone to firebomb the thing...

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Agent641 5 points 4 months ago

1400 someones

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state_electrician 17 points 4 months ago

That monster would make a great reef.

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Lushed_Lungfish 1 point 4 months ago

Where my orca homies?

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Evil_Shrubbery 1 point 4 months ago

A better one if pre-filled with owners.

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state_electrician 2 points 4 months ago

Fodder for the fishes, finally useful.

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Evil_Shrubbery 1 point 4 months ago

Toxic, full of heavy metals & plastics, but on a global level that leads to an overall ecologically beneficial impact (less pollution).

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Korhaka 12 points 4 months ago

Asking for a friend, what is damage control like on a super yacht?

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Peppycito 2 points 4 months ago

Probably has watertight bulkheads.

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Agent641 5 points 4 months ago

They keep the water out. Do they keep the billionaires in?

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Korhaka 2 points 4 months ago

So did the Titanic

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melsaskca 7 points 4 months ago

He then proceeded to piss over the side of his yacht, on the people on the dock below, while yelling "Fuck you!" at them.

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Tronn4 5 points 4 months ago

There's a former 20% of his workforce in the area that can make a boat sink. Fixed that for ya 😉

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halfapage 3 points 4 months ago
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WorldsDumbestMan 3 points 4 months ago

I wonder what the security team even does, to make sure no torpedo or anything, takes out the whole yacth.

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Evil_Shrubbery 2 points 4 months ago

They have a special radar to detect any wooden structures with a gravity assisted cutting blade in a several 1000 mile radius.

It detected they sick the local police force on everyone in that general vicinity.

It's a simple system that just works.

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Evil_Shrubbery 3 points 4 months ago

*their wealth in their faces

Oligarchs just stole that wealth.

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Bloomcole -1 points 4 months ago

LOL

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