Goals or LOL

4 months ago by Picasso to c/Couplememes

FoxyFerengi 88 points 4 months ago

Men are allowed to like cute things too, and it takes a lot of effort to make food cute. I'm sure he appreciates the love and work she puts into meals for him

Heck, I'm middle-aged and still enjoy making cute lunches for myself

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kamenlady 38 points 4 months ago

cute lunches

What about a handsome lunch

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Opisek 24 points 4 months ago

Why would you make me hard during lunch

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Master 9 points 4 months ago

This only made me al dente.

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EtnaAtsume 4 points 4 months ago

That sounds like a you problem.

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TheGoldenV 18 points 4 months ago

I wouldn’t make a cute lunch for myself, but I’d be thrilled if my wife made one for me. Or just a lunch at all would be awesome too. Not expecting, but happy to get!

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FireRetardant 8 points 4 months ago

I'm a single man and i smile a little bit when i cut my grilled cheese just right and the 2 halves can make a heart shape together.

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Steve 5 points 4 months ago

How is this done?

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FireRetardant 5 points 4 months ago

The bread i buy it a little longer and has rounded edges so cutting diagonally and flipping one half makes a heart shape.

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BranBucket 69 points 4 months ago

49 year old dude here, skilled labor job, gruff, grungy, rough around the edges, etc. etc.

I would fucking love these. I'd show every single one of them off to my coworkers and talk about how damn cool they are. This is spousery at its finest.

Anyone who sees something wrong with this is just a jealous, insecure asshole.

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FireRetardant 15 points 4 months ago

Anyone on the jobsite making fun of this lunch is just jealous they don't have someone that special in their life making it for them. That said if you're showing off your lunch every single day and always bragging how great it is you will end up eating alone and the others will get sick of it. It eventually reaches a "yea we get it she loves you and its a great lunch, but we just don't care, let us eat our hot dogs and monster in peace."

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BranBucket 11 points 4 months ago

Yeah, I know, but dude, there's a duck in it!

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Feyd 20 points 4 months ago
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Spooge 15 points 4 months ago
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terranoid 15 points 4 months ago

Some men will definitely do a lot better than that on their own, and some women will do way worse. I've seen women who get too lazy to cook and their dinner literally becomes cigarettes and beer or wine. And then they wonder why their mental health struggles are difficult, when the most effort they'll put into a healthy meal is... Peel banana.

But how spouses split responsibilities is no one's business. Fucking losers trying to demean a dude for having a wife that cares that he eats well.

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Spooge 6 points 4 months ago
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FireRetardant 1 point 4 months ago

I would still eat the floor meat stick even if i had an awesome lunch

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Spooge 1 point 4 months ago
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Kazumara 15 points 4 months ago

As long as it's not one sided or under duress I see no issue.

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pennomi 13 points 4 months ago
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wyldrstallyns 10 points 4 months ago

In the tip-top of goals, as long as it goes both ways; I love making meals for my dearest ones. 🥰 It almost seems selfish, how good it feels, but then I see how much more they cherish it.

I say, make the world a happier place, however you're inspired to. Do what speaks to you, and share that wonderment with the world, a continent, a city, a community, or even just let it fuel you forward! 💚

p.s. Ignore the haters. Inevitably, they'll either change or fade away. Regardless, not your monkey. 🖖🏼

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southsamurai 8 points 4 months ago

I'm a crusty old fuck, but anyone poking fun in poor spirit at a love symbol would not enjoy the crust I would end up rubbing into their nose.

Some shit, I genuinely believe a knuckle sandwich is the appropriate response. Not an ss whupping, just one solid pop to the snout. This is in that category. Anyone could tink whatever they wanted, but as soon as they opened their mouth to show what a moron they are, a single punch should be legally justified use of force. Falls under fighting words imo; never shit on someone's spouse showing love

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reallykindasorta 4 points 4 months ago

I would be thrilled but surprised if my boyfriend got really into making bento boxes

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nightmare786 4 points 4 months ago

ladies if he don't appreciate it... leave his ass

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sudoMakeUser 3 points 4 months ago

What's on the top right? A rubber duck?

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