There are a finite number of seconds in your life and you just spent some reading this post

4 days ago by FreshParsnip to c/showerthoughts

Nurse_Robot 22 points 4 days ago

I also spent some replying

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Miller 13 points 4 days ago

Finite but not fixed, maybe the time spent on this caused me to miss some rendezvous with fate I otherwise had and so gained a great many seconds by it.

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hydrashok 12 points 4 days ago

Thanks for wasting my time!

/s

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Linktank 3 points 4 days ago

This, but serious.

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SuDmit 8 points 4 days ago

"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time." — Bertrand Russell or something. Also while finite, it is still very big number.

Another point, I am already on lemmy, I am here exactly for this purpose. Gonna read all comments too.

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partofthevoice 1 point 4 days ago

Are you going to read this one?

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SuDmit 1 point 4 days ago

And reply too

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yaroto98 7 points 4 days ago

Eh, I wasn't using them.

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Willdrick 7 points 4 days ago

Jokes on you, I'm here doubling down, spending more seconds posting this comment:

Have a great and fruitful rest of your life, dear internet stranger!

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BradleyUffner 6 points 3 days ago

You were worth every single second

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0ndead 5 points 4 days ago

Thanks dick

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Mr_Wobble 1 point 4 days ago

You're welcome.

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actionjbone 5 points 4 days ago

*is a finite number of seconds

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bottleofchips 2 points 4 days ago

Either is correct because the sentence can be read with either number or seconds as the subject:

There are (a finite number of) seconds…

There is a finite number [measuring the] seconds

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YeahIgotskills2 5 points 3 days ago

I was shitting at the same time, so whats your point? 😀

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lefaucet 1 point a day ago

Yeah, it was this or the shampoo bottle label

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Onomatopoeia 5 points 4 days ago

You bastard, you stole 14 seconds from me! I want them back, do you hear?!

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Rhynoplaz 3 points 4 days ago

You don't read too good, do ya?

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HoneyMustardGas 2 points 4 days ago

It took you 14 seconds to read that!?!?

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Archimedes 5 points 4 days ago

Eh, I watched Tron.

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ArgumentativeMonotheist 4 points 4 days ago

At some low point in my life I binge-watched the entirety of "How I Met Your Mother"... Trust me, you cannot hurt me the way I've hurt myself. 😔🤣

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spittingimage 4 points 4 days ago

Seems worthwhile.

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maxalmonte14 4 points 4 days ago

It's alright if it's company time.

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No_Money_Just_Change 4 points 4 days ago

3 times in the last 3h

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smaximov 3 points 4 days ago

I now spent some more fantasizing about your mom.

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agentTeiko 3 points 4 days ago

But there are Infinite intervals between second and the next.

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I_Fart_Glitter 3 points 4 days ago

I’ve done worse.

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thethrilloftime69 2 points 3 days ago

Is everything dumb a complete waste of time?

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Chaotic_Altruist 2 points 3 days ago

Always has been.

Conversely, you can do some pretty cool stuff with the (arguable not that important) life you've been given, and you can enjoy wherever you're at.

But nothing anybody ever does will matter that much on a cosmic scale. So no stress.

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thethrilloftime69 1 point 2 days ago

Yeah I think the fact that nothing matters makes your subjectivity what actually matters. So you get to decide what is a "waste of time" and what isn't.

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LavaPlanet 1 point 2 days ago

Waste of time, implies time has a dollar value, and that friendly tactic was brought to you by capitalism. Therefore I propose, Waisting your time is anarchy. Imma just stare at the wall, nobody can stop me.

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lonefighter 2 points 4 days ago path: 0 24326217, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
Sergio 2 points 4 days ago

Yeah, but I'm also watching a movie at the same time!

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