Can't even get his own prideful denim pantalones in order, hoh boy...
(oh nevermind, it's all saved by his ZZ-Top sunglasses)
Well DAMMIT man, don't just stand there with your massively unkempt beard, bleached, pointy dunce hat, and lack of specifying either Lee, Levi, or Wrangler jeans!
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JohnnyEnzyme 6 points 4 days ago
Oh, let's not get in to fair wage practices, unless we agree to burst in to tears at the same time..?
ChickenLadyLovesLife 2 points 3 days ago
Master raus
diabetic_porcupine 1 point 2 days ago
Mister claus?
SpruceBringsteen 36 points 4 days ago
Take him to Japan. There he will realize that not only are his jeans inferior to japanese selvedge, but he touts a weaker form of racism as well.
JohnnyEnzyme 4 points 4 days ago
Ooh! Ooh!
I got one for you!
ShellMonkey 28 points 4 days ago
I have to wonder if this is someone intentionally spoofing to point out the idiocy of these people. Join in their rally with some daft sign because often times mockery is more hurtful to them than angry response.
musicjunkie 8 points 3 days ago
No cap on god has an entire YouTube channel dedicated to this lol
LovableSidekick 15 points 4 days ago
Morans!
pelespirit 15 points 4 days ago
They had a joke on Jon Stewart about the holy place of Kirkland, referring to Costco. Kirkland is a real place outside of Seattle. Costco was born here and is headquartered out of Issaquah now, another local town. The first one from the Costco version is on the south side of Seattle. They went bankrupt with a couple of other versions before this one stuck. A lot of mega corporations started here, same with serial killers.
wizardbeard 8 points 4 days ago
Fuck those guys for soiling the term "grand wizard".
I've got the vague frame of a joke somewhere around that involving the only orbs they've ever pondered being their own testicles, but good wording for it isn't coming to me.
nkat2112 3 points 3 days ago
Your point is very valid, not just because of your cool username, but also because they fully soiled that title.
And even being somewhat incomplete, your joke is funny and I had a good laugh. Thank you for sharing, wizardbeard!
AlphaOmega 3 points 4 days ago
In the 80s we always made fun of the local skinheads for wearing Levi jeans.
tacosanonymous 2 points 4 days ago
Maybe he’s a Sydney Sweeney fan.
pelespirit 14 points 4 days ago
You have been invited to the anti-facebook challenge. You have 3 hours to come up with a fresh, excellent meme and post it here.
pelespirit 12 points 4 days ago
Sweet. Win-win.
Spooge 13 points 4 days ago
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JohnnyEnzyme 8 points 4 days ago
Meaning what exactly?
I haven't been to that hellhole for...4yrs, I think it's now.
orca 10 points 4 days ago
We wouldn’t be stuck in this endless cycle if these inbred racists and fascists would fuck off into oblivion already and stop trying to jam their ideals into everything. The majority of us want to live in peace. Meanwhile these idiots want to erase people and see what’s in everyone’s pants before they enter a restroom. It’s exhausting.
Eyekaytee -20 points 4 days ago
are you talking about yourself? lemmy won’t shut the fuck up virtue signalling about how much better they are then these people
you on the left are more annoying than those on the right, especially because there’s literally none around here, you’re just circlejerking
orca 8 points 4 days ago
You’re welcome to ignore fascist America since you’re not from here. Also, it’s okay to make fun of dumb fuck racists that can’t spell while actively trying to make people’s lives worse. I’m sorry that you’re so upset over us Americans trying to find humor in things while our country sinks into the fucking abyss.
WhoIzDisIz 4 points 4 days ago
Just block the obvious troll.
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WhoIzDisIz 4 points 4 days ago
Oh, the irony.
WhoIzDisIz 5 points 4 days ago
I've little doubt that the same exists in some form wherever you are. Humans are pretty much the same everywhere, it's just the specifics of expressing themselves that vary.
mnemonicmonkeys 5 points 4 days ago
Hmm, I wonder if there's any hint where a user of aussie.zone might live.
Regardless, here's a list of general examples of prominent forms of racism around the world:
- Europeans hating Romani and Muslims
- White Australians hating Aboriginal people
- Japanese people hating Chinese people
- Chinese people hating Japanese people
theneverfox 2 points 3 days ago
We really don't, there's the same groups of crazy people who travel will over the county going to these things. It's the same people, they basically do it professionally
The culture war comes from the billionaire controlled media, they looooove this stuff to distract from the increasingly obvious inequality problem so they push the narrative constantly
Americans are overwhelmingly tired of having it shoved down their throats everywhere... Even the crazy conservatives just want the "far left" to stop (the far left is just a term they gesture at, it's all made up)
Eyekaytee -2 points 3 days ago
The culture war comes from the billionaire controlled media, they looooove this stuff to distract from the increasingly obvious inequality problem so they push the narrative constantly
Brother every second post on Lemmy is American culture war, you cannot say you don't love it when you roll around in it like mud
There is literally nothing funny about this post at all, it is purely politics for the culture war and has 300+ upvotes
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