Thats not Portman's fault.
TheVoiceOfRaison 74 points 2 days ago
ztwhixsemhwldvka 54 points 2 days ago
But you, you are not sandy and that is why I love you.
Dzheyk 32 points 2 days ago
This. The only thing that has helped me digest the awful writing for anything romantic is that ol Lucus saw it as, and wrote it as, those sappy romantic drama daytime shows...I forget what the genre is called exactly...either way. Makes much more sense in my head now.
Edit: Soap operas. Overacting..terribly written..soap operas.
King_Bob_IV 21 points 2 days ago
Soap operas
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 8 points 2 days ago
i mean if you've never had these stupid conversations with your lover you just don't get it. but they are stupid conversations, not romantic ones. i feel like portman and christensen may have been a bit young for the roles as written.
as an example, my wife and i discussed flour for an hour the other day.
TheJesusaurus 119 points 2 days ago
Why has her face been airbrushed to oblivion
i_stole_ur_taco 62 points 2 days ago
It’s like someone described how Natalie Portman, Selena Gomez, and Kate Austen from memory and the artist said “let me see what I can do”.
restingOface 7 points 2 days ago
I ended up checking "albino" on the form
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 2 days ago
uh, that box doesn't say "albino", it says "capuchin". when's the last time you drank coffee or had your prescription checked?
its_kim_love 37 points 2 days ago
And the opening of the path Anakin would walk down to the dark side.
bobs_monkey 26 points 2 days ago
Y: Give in to temptation, you must not.
A: But have you seen that rack?
mischevious Yoda noises
WYLD_STALLYNS 94 points 2 days ago
You can tell based on her ears this was AI overkill airbrushing.
fuck_u_spez_in_particular 12 points 2 days ago
Sad that every image has to go through the slopmachine nowadays. There's almost nostalgia for jpeg artifacts...
NottaLottaOcelot 9 points 2 days ago
I was wondering why she looked so messed up
ChocolateFrostedSugarBombs 67 points 2 days ago
Fuck AI
FinjaminPoach 55 points 2 days ago
Why did they have to use an image that's not actually padme?
tacotroubles 44 points 2 days ago
I think my depression started when I realized a space princess in a smokin' hot dress would never tell me our love is taboo and forbidden.
*space royalty actually
ParadoxSeahorse 38 points 2 days ago
Not “taboo and forbidden”, “naboo and tatooine”
Iheartcheese 25 points 2 days ago
Will it help if I tell you our love is taboo and forbidden?
tacotroubles 21 points 2 days ago
Doesnt hurt tbh
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 2 days ago
my dude, our love is forbidden and taboo six days a week. tuesdays, no holds are barred.
tacotroubles 4 points 2 days ago
Fucking goosebumps bro!
SpaceCowboy 24 points 2 days ago
Nah, that was after she was retconned to no longer be space royalty. She was at that time a space politician that started her career when she was elected to be the leader of a planet when she was 15 years old.
Because that's how you do great world building!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 5 points 2 days ago
she was elected queen. because in space you vote for queen.
Tar_alcaran 5 points 2 days ago
Plenty of people on Earth have voted for their kings and queens.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 12 points 2 days ago
be quiet! i order you to be quiet!
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Even with the wardrobe, they couldn't pull off sexual connection. There is more chemistry in this scene than anything with Anikin and Padme.
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