Normal? A normal person would barricade all doors and windows and then set their house on fire.
nightwatch_admin 22 points a day ago
Lost_My_Mind 27 points a day ago
What??? No!!! That's awful!!! How could you DO such a thing????
........there might be a dog inside!!!
nightwatch_admin 8 points a day ago
Ah sorry, correct: no dogs cats birds or other animals are to be harmed. So, a search and rescue op is to be conducted beforehand.
Wizard_Pope 3 points a day ago
Anyone can relate
theuniqueone 7 points a day ago
Need to learn witchcraft so you can turn them into dolls and then smash them with hammers.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 5 points a day ago
i dunno. what evil juju you send out returns on you thricefold. better to just smash them with hammers and then turn them into dolls.
BastingChemina 2 points 18 hours ago
I've seen something about the voodoo dolls saying that they were not use for curses but rather the opposite.
They were basically a physical medical file used by folk doctor.
Folk doctors would make dolls for their regular patients and add needles to symbolize their illness and keep track of it.
Wizard_Pope 6 points a day ago
Healthiest coping mechanism
Kaiserschmarrn 5 points a day ago
Somehow this reminds me of this scene from the SpongeBob Sqaurepants movie...
psx_crab 4 points 20 hours ago
That's actually a Cantonese tradition
NightmareQueenJune 3 points 20 hours ago
In contemporary practice, villain hitting is often regarded as a modest, quasi-informal occupation typically performed by elderly women in roadside or underpass shrines, although commercial "DIY" kits are also available for the self-motivated.
I don't want to offend any traditions, but the end of that sentence had me laughing quite hard. Also: quite an interesting read.
caseyweederman 1 point 19 hours ago
But what do you do with the receipt paper?
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Jesus Christ, what’s wrong with you? Just record their license plate number, tail them home, break into their car, and apply novichok to their steering wheel like a normal person.
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