This is, by far, the least weird thing about RFKJr.
This is, by far, the least weird thing about RFKJr.
Yeah, I might raise an eyebrow if this weren't the guy who bragged about getting a brain worm from eating roadkill bear, or stopped his family car so he could dig the dick bone out of a dead raccoon. By comparison this is downright charming.
if this weren't the guy who bragged about getting a brain worm from eating roadkill bear, or stopped his family car so he could dig the dick bone out of a dead raccoon.
Or decapitated a dead whale and tied it to the roof of the minivan, or took his grandkids swimming in sewage runoff.
be me, rfk jr
at another senate hearing
presenting slides on how muskox piss should replace fluoride in drinking water
get really into it and accidentally bump over some slides
kneel down to pick them up
sauerkraut spills out of my pocket, splats on the ground
everyone in the chamber starts laughing
go to grab my pocket kraut
fumble more of my slides
laughing grows louder, start panicking
forget the kraut, just try to grab my slides
slip on the kraut
I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is
I. Hate. Sauerkraut.
Lebenslänglich! Ach was! An die Wand stellen!
Selbstverständlich!
Well, anyway, Life is going swell and everything is just peachy. Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother makes me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
Her name was Zelda. She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
IT'S GOOOOD FOR YOOOOUUUUUU!!!
Having the money for steak every. Single. Morning. Sounds like fiction to the working class
Does it help if you think about the fact that some of it is definitely roadkill?
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Eh. Whatever. Idc what he eats for morning or if he asks his wife to put sauerkraut bags in her purse. People are goofy.
It's the constant bullshitting and lying the withered grape keeps pushing with his looney toons agenda.
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