RFK Jr and his pocket sauerkraut

a day ago by ickplant to c/politicalmemes

Salamanderwizard 71 points a day ago

Eh. Whatever. Idc what he eats for morning or if he asks his wife to put sauerkraut bags in her purse. People are goofy.

It's the constant bullshitting and lying the withered grape keeps pushing with his looney toons agenda.

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deadbeef79000 52 points a day ago

This is, by far, the least weird thing about RFKJr.

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dalekcaan 22 points a day ago

Yeah, I might raise an eyebrow if this weren't the guy who bragged about getting a brain worm from eating roadkill bear, or stopped his family car so he could dig the dick bone out of a dead raccoon. By comparison this is downright charming.

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nocturne 6 points 15 hours ago

if this weren't the guy who bragged about getting a brain worm from eating roadkill bear, or stopped his family car so he could dig the dick bone out of a dead raccoon.

Or decapitated a dead whale and tied it to the roof of the minivan, or took his grandkids swimming in sewage runoff.

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nocturne 46 points a day ago

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nullspace 14 points 21 hours ago

be me, rfk jr

at another senate hearing

presenting slides on how muskox piss should replace fluoride in drinking water

get really into it and accidentally bump over some slides

kneel down to pick them up

sauerkraut spills out of my pocket, splats on the ground

everyone in the chamber starts laughing

go to grab my pocket kraut

fumble more of my slides

laughing grows louder, start panicking

forget the kraut, just try to grab my slides

slip on the kraut

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Lumidaub 4 points a day ago

Lemmy delivers.

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agamemnonymous 28 points a day ago

I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is

I. Hate. Sauerkraut.

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Luccus 16 points a day ago

I. Hate. Sauerkraut.

OFFICER! DA IST ER! ERGREIFT IHN!!!

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Diplomjodler3 11 points a day ago

Lebenslänglich! Ach was! An die Wand stellen!

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Magnum 7 points a day ago

Ist dieser Faden jetzt Eigentum der Bundesrepublik?

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Diplomjodler3 7 points 21 hours ago

Selbstverständlich!

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HotsauceHurricane 15 points a day ago

Well, anyway, Life is going swell and everything is just peachy. Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning

My mother makes me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

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ms_lane 9 points 20 hours ago

Wakka Wakka do do YEAH

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Burninator05 2 points 5 hours ago

Her name was Zelda. She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches

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too_high_for_this 6 points 14 hours ago

IT'S GOOOOD FOR YOOOOUUUUUU!!!

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HotsauceHurricane 1 point a day ago
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prole 15 points a day ago

Fuck Cheryl Hines. Feckless piece of shit

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Eric 4 points 14 hours ago

Her real life is more absurd than her fictional one with Larry David

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teslekova 9 points a day ago

There's nothing wrong with eating sauerkraut, although a less breakable container would be sensible.

It says a lot about the man that this story makes him seem more human.

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thedeadwalking4242 4 points 6 hours ago

Having the money for steak every. Single. Morning. Sounds like fiction to the working class

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nickiwest 1 point 3 hours ago path: 0 24389472 24391075, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
N0MAD 3 points 6 hours ago

And the guys at work used to talk shit about my pocket bacon and pocket burritos. This fucking guy with his pocket kraut

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bhamlin 2 points 7 hours ago

No more weird than Strom Thurmond and his pocket shrimp...

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