The Worst Death Pose: Volcanic Eruption

a day ago by grumpy_cat to c/historymemes

Maiq 21 points a day ago

My cousin Constantius jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a pilgrimage to Mt Vesuvius when all of the sudden the mountain went. The ground started shaking around, going out of control. So he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there.

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BillibusMaximus 16 points a day ago

Well, did he cum, or what?

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FancyPantsFIRE 18 points a day ago

Jesus Christ, man. There's just some things you don't talk about in public.

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chemical_cutthroat 5 points a day ago

It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.

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BucketBong 9 points a day ago

This is how I want to die, cranking my hog while maintaining intense eye contact with the grim reaper.

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teslekova 8 points a day ago

Best. Best pose.

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bizarroland 5 points 15 hours ago

What if that guy offended the gods by jerking it, and so the gods cursed him and said if you ever jerk it again, the entire city will be destroyed, and everyone will know it was you?

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frog 3 points 14 hours ago

Almost 2000 years later and we still know. Lol

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caseyweederman 3 points 15 hours ago

They came together

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