Anon the Hutt

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tacosanonymous 68 points a day ago

He was in charge of a criminal empire and had thusly been untouchable.

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Thrawn 66 points a day ago

Empire is actually quite literal too.

While their organized crime was the normal illegal and semi hidden type through a huge percentage of the galaxy they did also have worlds they literally were the legitimate and direct government for.

Some of the city states in Italy history do fit fairly well to this.

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VindictiveJudge 1 point 6 hours ago

And in addition to being essentially a narco-state, the Hutt Cartel is also a rump state, being the remnants of the Hutt Empire, which was the largest and most powerful nation before the rise of the Galactic Republic.

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NigelFrobisher 46 points 18 hours ago

I know thiss is 4chan but Leia is a leader in the rebellion and Han Solo is like a lorry driver who honked his horn at a protest once.

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UnrepententProcrastinator 16 points 18 hours ago

Yeah but he stayed after getting his payday... probably for the girl though...

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thiscat 31 points a day ago

I never watched star wars but from this description it makes me think that jabba may have a weird ass vore fetish

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ruuster13 18 points a day ago

Will too... if watch it you will.

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samus12345 4 points 10 hours ago

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virku 17 points a day ago

Are there other Hutts in the star wars lore? If so are they also kingpins like jabba?

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Akagigahara 25 points 19 hours ago

Kinda, yes. While not all are kingpins, the Hutts in both canons are famous for being crime bosses. Besides Jabba we know of Gardulla and after Jabba's Death The Twins, his cousins.

There's also wannabes like Ziro, Jabba's Brother.

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cobysev 18 points a day ago

The new Star Wars movie, The Mandalorian and Grogu, is all about the other Hutts. Twins took over the Hutt empire after Jabba died, and they recruit the Mandalorian to track down and rescue their cousin who was kidnapped as a child. It got mixed reviews, but I thoroughly enjoyed it.

At least in the movies, there's only one Hutt empire, with a bit of a power struggle within the Hutt family. Sounds like the twins were eager to take over in the power vacuum when Jabba died. Even the Resistance has to work with them occasionally because of the powerful connections their family has.

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GalacticGrapefruit 3 points 9 hours ago

Rotta the Hutt growing up to be not just a badass gladiator, but a genuinely good man and an honorable warrior, was one hell of a twist.

And the stop-motion fight scene in the final act was just 😭❤️❤️❤️

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FinjaminPoach 0 points 21 hours ago

Even the Resistance has to work with them occasionally because of the powerful connections their family has.

Oh no, sequel slop mentioned 🥲

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tgirlschierke 15 points 19 hours ago path: 0 24376532 24376826 24377127 24378067, hotness: undefined, score: 15, children: 2
FinjaminPoach 15 points 18 hours ago

I only intended to be mean to JJ Abrams, so i'm sorry.

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Nonconfrontational -15 points 20 hours ago

Happy to hear you enjoyed the new slop wars film, we can totally trust your opinions.

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Darkenfolk 6 points 15 hours ago

.ml

The usual suspects.

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Nonconfrontational -6 points 11 hours ago

Marxists and leninists don't like the new star wars slop? More based than I even knew.

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SaveTheTuaHawk 9 points 17 hours ago

Donny the Hutt.

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njm1314 5 points a day ago

That's why he's my hero.

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JohnnyMac 4 points a day ago

I feel this meme missed the entire plot and every upvote is a youngling that never learnted to read good.

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Summzashi 19 points a day ago

learnted

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errer 11 points a day ago

How dare you! Into the giant asshole you go!

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Saapas -2 points a day ago

Patton the paramilitary commander

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