i was gonna say, i thought i saw them putting this one up over the weekend. i was disappointed i only got to see "HE CAN'T EVEN WI" but i knew it was going to be a banger

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suxen_tsihcrana 14 points 15 hours ago

Grab em by the flaggella

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crandlecan 5 points 14 hours ago

Admin! Right here, admin!! I found another one of them flagella grabbers. And he seems proud of it too 🤮

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 11 hours ago

ADMIN! I feel unsafe in this pool with that flagellite! All grabbing flagella and talking about it.

What you do in your own houseboat with your own algae, i don't care. Just don't wave it around in public and don't expect me to solemnize any kind of marriage to it.

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crandlecan 3 points 11 hours ago

Baby Jesus was crystal clear as mountain lake water about this! It's a SIN! Even in your room, Jesus WILL be WATCHING and JUDGING ✝️

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 11 hours ago

yeah baby jesus is kinda freaky about flagella. don't know what happened to that kid.

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LuminousLuddite 1 point 10 hours ago

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mrmaplebar 13 points 15 hours ago

The thin green line.

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Denalduh 11 points 13 hours ago

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crandlecan 4 points 14 hours ago

blue algae entered the chat

:: Now listen here you little sheit!! 😡 (starts shooting)

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 11 hours ago

red tide syndrome entered the chat

:: now shit here you little 🦀

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Korhaka 12 points 15 hours ago

Careful or he will nuke the algae

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crandlecan 7 points 14 hours ago

That... That could actually work though... 😶

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Korhaka 7 points 14 hours ago

I am not sure if it would or not. You might end up with more algae in a bigger hole.

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crandlecan 2 points 14 hours ago

The biggest hole in the whole world, I hope? The biggest hole anyone has ever seen anywhere? I'm sure it'll be! :)

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WhyIHateTheInternet 6 points 14 hours ago

Until the algae comes back, having mutated into in some super algae that will thrive under those conditions. Then what?

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crandlecan 3 points 14 hours ago

We'll have Supertrump coming to the rescue? :)

And yes, autocorrect, Supertramp was a way better nickname, but nobody would've understood it 😉

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WhyIHateTheInternet 4 points 14 hours ago

I just watched the new Baki on Netflix this weekend and Trump is a character in it and one of the badass dudes makes him piss himself. It was fantastic. Except they called him Tranp.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 11 hours ago

excuse me i lived through Soul Train, Grand Funk Railroad, Jefferson Airplane, Jefferson Starship, and the Alan Parsons Project, which i believe was some sort of hovercraft. give me a little credit.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 11 hours ago

that's fine, i have found this breed of super krill that thrives on super algae

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 11 hours ago

the button is in the white house, right?

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chiliedogg 11 points 15 hours ago

To be fair, as someone who's fought algae for years, I can attest that it's fucking hard to do.

But I lost the battle for way less than 300 million dollars.

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ThePantser 12 points 15 hours ago

B

You dropped this.

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chiliedogg 6 points 13 hours ago

Both are true regarding my battle with algae.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 11 hours ago

GIVE THIS CHILI DOG 300 BILLION MORE DOLLARS THERES A WAR ON

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skittle07crusher 3 points 8 hours ago

Ok, 300 Ba-million dollars

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yardy_sardley 5 points 7 hours ago

Honestly, throwing money in the pond would probably work. Specifically pennies. Dissolve enough copper and you'll have a vivid blue reflecting pool that also happens to be toxic to algae (and most other life forms).

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thisorthatorwhatever 4 points 4 hours ago

Pennies are now made of zinc.

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ToiletFlushShowerScream 5 points 14 hours ago

It was those witches again. They cursed the national Mall to remain green until the unredacted Epstein files are released and the child rapists finally face justice.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 11 hours ago

wait it worked? i cast that one a year ago at spring equinox and thought it failed.

and blessed. any growth of nature is a blessing.

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crandlecan 5 points 14 hours ago

Algae survived the biggest disasters the planet ever has seen. Don't underestimate algae. It will be your death.

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skittle07crusher 2 points 8 hours ago

Allow me to introduce algae to 2026 and… Nazi trillioniares

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sparky 4 points 7 hours ago

Is that northbound 101 out of San Luis Obispo?

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Steve 4 points 15 hours ago

Let the algae turn into oil.

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LuminousLuddite 1 point 10 hours ago

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spacegoat 1 point 3 hours ago

He’s winning the war against his diaper though

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