Fool. One day you'll be asking yourself why didn't you just get 5 more ounces of weed.
Fool. One day you'll be asking yourself why didn't you just get 5 more ounces of weed.
I want to expedite my progression to the agricultural revolution so gonna pull the trigger on the:
• saw: animal pens, plow, later shelter
• tarp: early shelter, water purifier top + inner container, waterproofing
• pot: boil saltwater, cooking food (avoids disease, improves digestion)
• knife: hunting, defense, incorporate into larger traps
Notes: fire can be made with dry wood, rope can be made from twisting local fibers, hiking boots will last maximum a few years (not a long-term solution), iPod's battery lasts a few days, first-aid kit is a good runner-up especially depending on local flora/fauna, two blades (saw and knife) might sound redundant but it fast-forwards our tools into the metal ages which will help us develop agriculture way faster, fishing can be accomplished with nets made from local fibers and chum from leftover animal carcasses, a flare is practically invisible to commercial aircraft and finite, better to place several massive HELP signs on the beaches using stones or any pigment, raft and compass: you'll capsize on the waves if the island is far enough to be deserted, suncreen is too finite: just have melanin or stick to shaded regions during high sun, mirror: there are more efficient ways to start a fire.
Tent, rope, saw, OP’s mom.
Better than a volleyball.
Someone has to do the cooking.
Tarp, knife, rope and

4 ipods. Eventually someone will come to steal them and I'll be able to just follow them back to civilization.
first aid, hammock, knife, hiking boots
Just the hunting rifle
Damn, now I'll have to wander until I die of heatstroke
The rifle is all I need to escape the desert.
Walked right into that.
20 ounces will do
Can I get four weeds please?
No satphone option?
Knife, Pot, Tent, and Fishing Rod (assuming is comes with line and hooks/tackle.)
Tarp is probably more versatile than the tent. But if the insects are bad, having the reprieve of an enclosed shelter is appealing. Edit: The more I think about it, the tent is far more versatile than the tarp. As it can still be used as a tarp to collect water. It also likely comes with cordage and stakes. So its kind-of a no-brainer.
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