GWAR Say They Never Heard from Secret Service Until Trump Became President
3 hours ago by nocturne to c/nottheonion
I was an IA stagehand in the early 2000's.. NGL, the stage breakdown after a GWAR show was one of the stickiest, slipperiest, goopiest "outs" I've ever done. Not even the Lippizaner Stallions (and those horses are fed some weird food that makes their poop toxic, which is wild, since horse poop is the least offensive of any large animal) were as messy.
GWAR puts on a highly theatrical, great show.. If you get a chanct to see them.. By all means.. take it.
Not surprised President Peevishness can't handle the heat. So typical for the thin-skinned one.
One of the best concerts I've ever seen. Soooo much blood! And watching el presidente get disemboweled was rather neat
Hello stagehand! My dad was one. Good luck! Be safe!
They say they killed 4 decades worth of presidents and never got any call from secret service. I promise you, thats because Clinton was too busy getting laid and playing the saxaphone, Bush was too busy with 9/11, Obama was too busy breaking barriers and dealing with his own death threats, and Biden......honestly, Biden is so old I wouldn't be surprised if he never had a clue what was going on around him.
You think any of them give a fuck, or have even heard of GWAR?
But I guarentee you, tRump was googling his own name, trying to find people praising him. Came across some entertainment story covering GWAR. So tRumps name came up as a death story. His little fee-fees got a boo-boo, and sent the literal secret service to deal with it.
This is who we're dealing with as our president.
Hey, quick question. Honest question. Does anyone have any arguement to be made for how the united states shouldn't officially be labeled as a fascist country?
shouldn’t officially be labeled as a fascist country?
There's no 'official' registry of fascist states.
To be clear, it's still a fascist shit hole.
He also sent the secret service to interrogate Eminem. He’s such a pathetic baby.
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I dare Trump to go on stage at a Gwar concert. Even Jerry Springer did it.
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