No. You're suppose to complain about your food being slightly wrong or not having the right thing that you didn't requiest and you're suppose to blame them and then demand a free meal as compensation

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IronBird 3 points a month ago

idk what your talking about, someone saying my hair looks like nice clearly means they're dtf

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UltraGiGaGigantic 1 point a month ago

So you're saying there still is a chance?

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TubularTittyFrog 55 points a month ago

service industry isn't obligated to comment on my looks.

they should just smile and ask me how my day is. don't be personal.

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thedarkfly 6 points a month ago

As a European, asking how I'm doing is already too far. It was quite confusing when I went to the US.

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TubularTittyFrog 3 points a month ago

how are ya doin'?

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thedarkfly 3 points a month ago

😱

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UltraGiGaGigantic 1 point a month ago

Not good. I've never been doing good.

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Eyekaytee 41 points a month ago

Is this an American thing? You guys can't just take an order you need a big smile and then flirt and compliment every single customer?

Sounds rough

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potatopotato 33 points a month ago

Welcome to Costco I love you

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Phantaloons 13 points a month ago

Everyone's job tells them to do it, but 10% actually care.

I think with enough spite, we can push that into single-digit territory. Who's with me?

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Eyekaytee 22 points a month ago

Sounds like someone only has the minimum amount of flare 😬

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wonderingwanderer 1 point a month ago

Oh, this is what people mean when they say "Don't be a stan"? I thought they were just being racist towards Central Asia...

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svc 6 points a month ago

You don't need to smile and flirt with every customer... but then NO TIP!! And then you can't afford your apartment's rent. Might not even be able to afford enough food to make it through the month. But it's your choice. Land of the free.

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SpaceNoodle 20 points a month ago

We're tipping convenience store clerks now?

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svc 8 points a month ago

With Square payment terminals at any store, tips are just a mis-tap away

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BassetHound 3 points a month ago

Tip jars have been a thing in small stores for a long time. Its usually where people drop their pennies and nickles.

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pinto 1 point a month ago

My place technically allows it, by the left over change people didn't want from their gas/snacks. I usually get about an extra dollar every shift, from all the extra coins.

I then usually keep all the pennies in a coffee tin and then take them to a coinstar.

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TubularTittyFrog 6 points a month ago

yes, our culture is so fucking weird.

and if you don't smile and flirt then you get fired. the customers don't even care, but the management does.

our cashiers also can't sit down, ever.

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echodot 3 points a month ago

Everyone hates working for American companies when they try and push American customer service onto anyone else.

I don't want to be told thank you for calling the company, I'm calling because there's a problem because I want something not to have a chat. It's so cringe-worthy.

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Johanno 32 points a month ago

Flirting and being nice are two different things. However most people don't know that difference. Especially if they never had anyone genuinely being nice to them.

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TubularTittyFrog 16 points a month ago

and lots of service people flirt to get bigger tips, and it's fake AF.

Like every other waitress loves to tell me how young I look for my age. I know they are lying trying to get an extra few bucks. The bartenders/waiters don't do that... but they are friendly and chill.

Guess who I tip more?

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 12 points a month ago

wait i've read this joke before. the one with a bigger owl?

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rumschlumpel 11 points a month ago

I'm pretty sure they aren't supposed to talk you out of your expensive and addictive purchases.

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sepiroth154 36 points a month ago

They totally blew it by asking if she was being genuine...

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LongLive 6 points a month ago

what is your suggested reply?

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cantstopthesignal 8 points a month ago

Maybe you could ruin your good looks by dating someone like me?

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sepiroth154 4 points a month ago

The best one I can think of right now would be something like "I get to talk to cute girls more often." But almost anything else would be better.

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currycourier 3 points a month ago

I gotta level the playing field for everyone else somehow

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Axolotl_cpp 21 points a month ago

Okay, tbh that's not on anon this time

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musubibreakfast 19 points a month ago

Nah, keep smoking, maybe get cancer, you'll finally have something to talk about at parties.

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SatyrSack 11 points a month ago

you'll finally have something to talk about at parties.

Using a cool robot voice

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Buddahriffic 7 points a month ago

Oh yes, cancer issues are a party topic favourite.

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UnderpantsWeevil 9 points a month ago

You can get away with a lot of zingers from behind bullet-proof glass.

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