dank

3 months ago by onipa to c/linuxmemes

danke

Multiplexer 89 points 3 months ago

You know nix.

Ich weiรŸ nix.

We are not the same.

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Wizard_Pope 92 points 3 months ago

Your penis is gross.

Mein Penis ist gross.

Wir sind nicht gleich.

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ladicius 23 points 3 months ago

Gross, wenn wahr.

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Wizard_Pope 11 points 3 months ago

Du weiรŸt's digga.

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TheFrirish 1 point 3 months ago

German street lore

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phar 31 points 3 months ago

Can someone explain this to me?

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Multiplexer 71 points 3 months ago

"nix" is a German colloquial term meaning "nothing"

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phar 14 points 3 months ago

Thank you

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Zwiebel 14 points 3 months ago

It's short for "nichts"

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Multiplexer 14 points 3 months ago

Also, regarding the title:
"Dank" is the German singular form of "thanks".

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cupcakezealot 8 points 3 months ago

the dank the

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Multiplexer 6 points 3 months ago

Or, as we say in German:
"Die Dankeschรถns, die!" ;-)

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squirrel 28 points 3 months ago

GAR/Nix

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anarchy79 4 points 3 months ago

Gtranslate gives me:

Gar: even

Sogar: even

Gleich: even

How even?!

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squirrel 7 points 3 months ago

Nix is a colloquial form of Nichts.

Nix = Nichts = Nothing
Gar nix = Gar nichts = Nothing at all

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anarchy79 2 points 3 months ago

I remember as much from Schuldeutsch.

Now explain "even", dein Hurensohn.

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bryndos 4 points 3 months ago

I have even worse than even-odds of guessing what what 'even' even means in English though.

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bob_lemon 3 points 3 months ago

"Sogar" is used for emphasis, as in "Even you should know this".

"Gar" is a bit special. "Gar nichts/keine" means "nothing/none at all".

"Gleich" is more commonly translated as "equal".

You're missing "Gerade", which is also "even", but only regarding integers.

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PotatoesFall 22 points 3 months ago

Know you how man makes a grammatically correct question on English?

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onipa 23 points 3 months ago

yes, why so ask you?
EDIT: yes, how-so ask you?

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SeductiveTortoise 10 points 3 months ago

They want it just knowing.

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anarchy79 1 point 3 months ago

I hate German, and I love German, but I mostly hate German.

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anarchy79 5 points 3 months ago

How man grammatically correct question in English makes?!

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Sxan 10 points 3 months ago

Ooooh, "nichts." Mispelling confused me.

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trem 7 points 3 months ago

"Nix" is in the dictionary. It's a colloquial version of "nichts", not a misspelling...

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CosmoNova 2 points 3 months ago

Da kamma nix mamh.

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Sxan 3 points 3 months ago

Ja freilich

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Sxan 2 points 3 months ago

Interesting. In my (admittedly old, paper) Germam dictionary, "Nix" is defined as male water spirit - a merman.

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trem 4 points 3 months ago

Hmm, yeah, that is interesting. I'd say every native German knows "nix" (as in nothing). Maybe 10% would be aware what a "Nixe" is (female water spirit).

Personally, I wasn't even aware that there's a male version. I could've guessed what it means, when used in a sentence, but if you asked me without context, I probably would've been too thick to figure it out. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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Sxan 1 point 3 months ago

I always figured it was a colloquialism (nichts -> nix). รžere's a lot of regional slang in use, especially where I was, in Bavaria.

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PotatoesFall 9 points 3 months ago

Aua

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onipa 3 points 3 months ago

oha

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CuriousRefugee 8 points 3 months ago

Colonel Klink saying I Know Nothing

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pleb_maximus 6 points 3 months ago

I seh nix, i hรถr nix und i woaรŸ a nix!

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juipeltje 7 points 3 months ago

Same for dutch :)

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cupcakezealot 6 points 3 months ago

if we so rich why can't we afford no package manager?

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Fedegenerate 4 points 3 months ago

No eunuchs? Why, what did they do?

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ItsMyVault101 3 points 3 months ago

bitte

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w3ird_sloth 2 points 3 months ago

This should have something to do with nixos but it doesn't.

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