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kaklerbitmap 32 points 3 months ago

The pictures imply a specific definition of "perfect," and if we're just going by the pics then that sword stick trumps the smooth rock.

BUT if we get to choose the definition of "perfect" then I'm pretty sure the coolest "rocks" I can imagine finding would trump the coolest "sticks" I can imagine finding.

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hamid 11 points 3 months ago
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kaklerbitmap 4 points 3 months ago

I admire your conviction

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pirat 2 points 3 months ago

Stick fleeting. Rock is lasting. also a good roxk is great for a sling

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webp 1 point 3 months ago

What if the perfect versions are both petrified wood?

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tacosanonymous 14 points 3 months ago

Rock. Keep it on a shelf forever. Maybe polish it up a bit.

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emeralddawn45 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah I have a bunch of rocks I've picked up because they were either extra pretty and cool colours, or just really smooth and a nice shape. I would definitely pick up that stick and swing it around a bit and carry it with me for the rest of the hike, but when I get back to the car I'm tossing it into the forest or leaving it at the trailhead for someone else to find. That rock is definitely coming home with me though.

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NeuralRot 2 points 3 months ago

God dammit Mary, they are minerals not rocks.

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RacerX 10 points 3 months ago

Sticks can be lightsabers, great swords, staves, walking sticks, katanas, guitars, hockey sticks/golf clubs, and hundreds of other things.

A rock is a rock.

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ace_garp 1 point 3 months ago

Still have the stick, rock got skipped at first lake.

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GalacticGrapefruit 1 point 3 months ago

A rock can be a dragon egg, a magical talisman, a portable forcefield, a gold nugget, a skipping stone, a pet, a communicator, or even just a rock.

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RacerX 1 point 3 months ago

You had me at dragon egg.

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ouRKaoS 7 points 3 months ago

My intrusive thoughts would take over if I ever held that rock and I would absolutely YEET it.

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AngryCommieKender 1 point 3 months ago

It appears to be practically perfect for skipping. I bet I could get 4 skips out of that rock.

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Melobol 7 points 3 months ago

Rock!
You can hold onto it as a paper weight for reat of your life or carry it around in your pocket - knowing you have the perfect rock!

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Sludgeyy 6 points 3 months ago

You can make a perfect rock way easier than you can make a perfect stick.

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LogicalDrivel 6 points 3 months ago

Rock. It will last through the ages/random moves. Its small and portable but substantial enough to be satisfying. My only concern is id be afraid id try to skip it across a lake and lose it.

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turbowafflz 6 points 3 months ago

i have room to keep the rock, where would i even put the stick

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WanderWasp 4 points 3 months ago

in your enemies sternum, where else?

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FluorideMind 6 points 3 months ago

Rock as adult. Stick as child.

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GalacticGrapefruit 1 point 3 months ago

As an adult, I'd wish I had both.

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LifeInMultipleChoice 5 points 3 months ago

Depends on how stingy we are being about the definition of rock. If it can't be entirely formed of carbon as like a giant diamond worth a few hundred million I can then sell, I'm going stick.

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Fancy_Gecko 5 points 3 months ago

rock is this true ?

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DERRALEXANO 4 points 3 months ago

Rock is easier to carry; less fragile too.

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RiverRock 4 points 3 months ago

Perfect rock is perfect for throwing, but then you don't have it anymore

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AntiOutsideAktion 4 points 3 months ago

Leave everything but trash other people dropped

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hamid 1 point 3 months ago
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xorollo 4 points 3 months ago

Rock. I just think it's neat.

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Selkis 4 points 3 months ago

Rock 183%

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Blibly 4 points 3 months ago

STICK! STICK! STICK!

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Leviathan 3 points 3 months ago

Perfect stick

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rImITywR 3 points 3 months ago

hit rock as far as I can with stick

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ashenone 3 points 3 months ago

I'd skip the shit out of that rock, but I'd take a cool stick cause my dog would also appreciate it

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Egriaga 3 points 3 months ago

Stick is king

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XeroxCool 3 points 3 months ago

The rock because in dirty for what I did to one like it. I took it from a gorgeous beach and lost it the next day, dooming it to suburban hell somewhere when it fell out of an unzipped pouch.

Or it escaped.

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mistermodal 2 points 3 months ago

Projectile weapons are pretty good. You'd need a sling or imperfect stick to throw the stone & make it competitive. How many inventory spaces do I have remaining?

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Origen 2 points 3 months ago

Is the stick for sale? Name your price!

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Oppopity 2 points 3 months ago

I could enjoy the stick a lot for a day but the rock I could put on my desk and enjoy it a little every time I see it.

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Aceofspades 1 point 3 months ago

Wait, wait. Does that rock keep bears tigers away?

Edit: Remembered the scene wrong.

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