I exhaled slightly stronger than usual through my nose. Well done
hakunawazo 18 points 3 months ago
EU passed a new chat-control law. They want to spy on our private messages. Ursula von der Leyen (depicted bottom right) is president of the EU commission.
kungfuratte 13 points 3 months ago
Ursula von der Leyen, President of the European Commission
KokusnussRitter 10 points 3 months ago
Is this how we can finally make ourselfs heard? 🤔
higgsboson 8 points 3 months ago
As a non-euro, this one took me a while. The myth of consensual chat.
LovableSidekick 3 points 3 months ago
So it's about government surveillance I guess.
doingthestuff 2 points 3 months ago
So you still consider yourself as being primarily comprised of liberal democracies? That doesn't sound like what I thought that was supposed to be like.
lokalhorst 1 point 3 months ago path: 0 24799185 24804284, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
BigBrownBeaver 5 points 3 months ago
Can we get own FBI EU-BI agent too, who is vigorously throwing away their headphones while he was eavesdropping?
PromKingJosh 3 points 3 months ago
Is there any open source software for managing your agents? Between Frank from FBI and Mateusz from Europol it's getting difficult to manage
BigBrownBeaver 2 points 3 months ago
Ahhh yes, it's 20:00 - my favourite eavesdropper is on duty!
RamenJunkie 1 point 3 months ago
Just market it as "European UBI."
Everyone will go for European Universal Basic Income Union Bureau of Investigation
LovableSidekick 2 points 3 months ago
Isn't this how funny memes work?
Hiro8811 1 point 3 months ago
The chat control 1.0 has been ongoing for a while, the recent vote was to end it, it also affects unencrypted chats and in countries that adhere to it(could be wrong about last part), although I'm not sure if group chats are encrypted on WhatsApp
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Who would've thought that deporting Zensursula to Brussels would cause this? /s
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