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You're director: which one would you cast and who would you lose?

3 months ago by potoooooooo 🥔 to c/memes

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Edit: you all are getting rusty. :( It's okay, I'm getting old, too.

Kolanaki 10 points 3 months ago

I'm gonna cast Forest Whitaker and make Ghost Dog 2.

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ivanafterall 4 points 3 months ago

I actually never saw Ghost Dog. I know, I know, it's a huge loss on my part. I need to check it out.

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Sergio 2 points 3 months ago

Ghost Dog is my favorite movie of all time.

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Kolanaki 2 points 3 months ago

The book he quotes throughout the movie, Hagakure, is also great.

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db2 3 points 3 months ago

Wish granted, but you now must also make Battlefield Earth 2 with your whole chest.

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Zeppo 8 points 3 months ago

Definitely fuck Will Smith. I don’t know who any of the others are.

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ivanafterall 9 points 3 months ago

I'm at a loss that you don't know who Denzel Washington or Samuel J. Jackson are!?

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Zeppo 2 points 3 months ago

I know who Samuel L Jackson is, but I wasn't sure if I recognized him. I know who Denzel Washington is more vaguely but wouldn't be able to recognize him in general.

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BucketBong 6 points 3 months ago

This isn't fuck, marry, kill.

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Zeppo 2 points 3 months ago

It's cast, lose lose lose?

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ivanafterall -2 points 3 months ago

More like fuck, marry, miscarry.

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SaveTheTuaHawk 2 points 3 months ago

Seriously? These actors have done a lot of films. Multiple academy awards between them.

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Zeppo 2 points 3 months ago

I don't watch movies. Just not really an interest of mine.

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Pudutr0n 6 points 3 months ago

Forest Whitaker for every character. I don't care if the movie is Barbie 2. This is non-negotiable.

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OpenStars 4 points 3 months ago

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southsamurai 4 points 3 months ago

Cast for what? They have different skill sets

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ivanafterall 4 points 3 months ago

Agreed. Each is great in different ways, but I could get lost in all of their eyes.

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9gagescapee 2 points 3 months ago

I'd cast slapboi only into a garbage bin, where he belongs to.

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Master 2 points 3 months ago

We are doing a live action pokemon reboot with Denzel Washington as Ash.

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randamumaki 2 points 3 months ago

"You are director"?

I would choose Forest Whitaker as my assistant. He'll be a good ethics guy.

The others have all had their moments where ethics were entirely forgotten.

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Lumidaub 2 points 3 months ago

Idk, I can see none of them as sailor senshi. I also don't see how to use them in my epic ThirteenthDoctor/RoseTyler piece, seeing as the main characters have been cast already and everybody else is non-human-like (animated) aliens.

Unless they're willing to do bit part voice work, in which case I'm sure I can accommodate them all.

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ryannathans 1 point 3 months ago

I'd take the eyepatch off the first guy and put it on the last guy

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ivanafterall 2 points 3 months ago

What even caused Nick Fury's loss of vision? Wasn't he attacked by an alien or something?

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ryannathans 3 points 3 months ago

A cat scratched his eye lol, yes the cat is an alien

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db2 4 points 3 months ago

That's not a cat, it's a Flerken.

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ivanafterall 2 points 3 months ago

Nice, it's been so long since I've seen the movies or read the comics that I've lost all memory of the story details.

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SaveTheTuaHawk 2 points 3 months ago

Horrific.

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