Broom vs Gride

15 days ago by TotallynotJessica to c/transmemes

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zikzak025 67 points 15 days ago

Could use "betrothed" before and during the wedding, then "spouse" afterwards.

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brookedSmile 19 points 15 days ago

I like partner instead of spouse, idk spouse seems so impersonal to me lol

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Nikki 13 points 15 days ago

if (when?) I marry my gf I'll probably have a hard time swapping from calling her girlfriend lol. thats like more than half of the time how we refer to each other

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gandalf_der_12te 18 points 15 days ago

pro tip: you can be married and still call her your gf

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Theatomictruth 10 points 15 days ago

You can do the boomer joke and call her your ex gf

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Nikki 4 points 15 days ago

lol walking around the house and yelling "EX GIRLFRIEND I LOST MY PHONE 😭"

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brookedSmile 2 points 15 days ago

Ive been married for just about 10 years and just accidently called my partner my girlfriend like a couple weeks ago 😂😂

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AcidBurn 11 points 15 days ago

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brookedSmile 5 points 15 days ago

Yesss bonus points for the cowboy drawl, howdy pardner ❤️

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AcidBurn 7 points 15 days ago

Darlin' ah ain't got the fine lernin' o them city folk, but ah know what ah like. An what ah like is Enby cuties with a taste fer plaid and bein' kinky

How was that?

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alapakala 2 points 15 days ago

how’bout «eternal» for the eternal love you have for each other[s]
“engaged” it's the tech term tho

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Cris_Citrus 2 points 14 days ago

Eternal is so cuuuuute

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Cris_Citrus 13 points 15 days ago

Betrothed is nice :))

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Master 3 points 15 days ago

I prefer gride.

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Ziglin 1 point 15 days ago

I prefer broom!

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Rooster326 7 points 15 days ago

This is my ex

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Sc00ter 17 points 15 days ago

My wife does not like when i call her my ex girlfriend

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ArchAengelus 7 points 15 days ago

Wait till you start calling her “my first wife” when you introduce her to people. That will really get her jimmies in a rustle.

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gandalf_der_12te 47 points 15 days ago

history will say they were broommates, or sth

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alapakala 4 points 15 days ago

mates WWRTM!

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usualsuspect191 38 points 15 days ago

"They swept me off my feet"

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that_lightnin 7 points 15 days ago

Dang it you beat me

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