Getting inspiration for a fourth MFA method

2 months ago by abbadon420 to c/programmer_humor

one_old_coder 105 points 2 months ago

The verification can is something you drink though!

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Gork 19 points 2 months ago

Eat verification Nutriloaf^®^

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SnotFlickerman 17 points 2 months ago

For Lemmy it's "verification beans" and you're not allowed to poop for three days.

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pewpew 63 points 2 months ago

"Take a colonoscopy to verify your identity"

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AmyAye 22 points 2 months ago

Turns out its cancer, the person we want is a Sagitarius, let them go.

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riskable 15 points 2 months ago

ColoGuard does sound like an infosec tool 🤔

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troybot 5 points 2 months ago

Smart Pipe Inc. is a Registered Sex Offender

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dry_water 3 points 2 months ago

Nice one! Lol

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Strongbeard 45 points 2 months ago

"Drink a verification can."

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Serinus 5 points 2 months ago

Idk, this seems hard for them to do while we own our own hardware.

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psud 4 points 2 months ago

That's ok, they're working on fixing that

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Pretty_Critter 22 points 2 months ago

You are what you eat.

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9point6 21 points 2 months ago

Please insert your fourth factor sensor probe to log into Uber eats

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flamingo_pinyata 10 points 2 months ago

User logged in.

Fried chicken detected in intestinal content.

Would you like to order again? Redeem the offer now for 30% discount at KFC.

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mack 16 points 2 months ago

"Is this you logging in? Drink 4 gallons of petrol to prove you're not a bot"

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untorquer 9 points 2 months ago

It's floating witch rules. If you survive you're a bot.

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daniskarma 13 points 2 months ago

Please, stop moving during the rectum scan, thanks

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Feathercrown 13 points 2 months ago

Please drink verification can to continue

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mercano 12 points 2 months ago

What if I ate my YubiKey?

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sbeak 4 points 2 months ago

Then it's something you have after big tummy aches

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funkless_eck 9 points 2 months ago

you know what you ate though

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percent 6 points 2 months ago

and you are what you eat

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jerakor 8 points 2 months ago

YuzuKey flavored verification cans can keep you authenticated for 2 to 8 hours.

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darkangelazuarl 8 points 2 months ago

Something you are is not a valid MFA either as it is unrevokable.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 5 points 2 months ago

Well why not

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palordrolap 5 points 2 months ago

This tracks. If you think about it, any meal that might otherwise be the fourth method has transcended into being at least one of the other three.

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Manalith 2 points 2 months ago

But can you have your meal and eat it too?

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Agent641 5 points 2 months ago

Something you saw in a fever dream

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 2 months ago

From eating too many raw hot dogs, yes

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OpenStars 4 points 2 months ago

Skill issue.

git guud

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ChaoticNeutralCzech 4 points 2 months ago

Pill-shaped, food-safe RFID tags exist already, they're being implanted in dogs

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oce 3 points 2 months ago

Once not only the internet traffic, but also real-life traffic becomes predominantly humanoid robots. You will need to ingest a pill probe to prove that you have a gut microbiot like only real animals do.

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partofthevoice 3 points 2 months ago

It blows my mind when multiple choice answers are structured such that the question can be effectively replaced with “which does not belong?” And most (probably more) people would still get it right.

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SpatchyIsOnline 1 point 2 months ago

This test just looks like it hates dyslexic people D:

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