The process

3 days ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/funny

huppakee 120 points 3 days ago

You forgot the step where the os/app again asks if you want to subscribe to premium and you again tell it to remind you later, because never ask me again isn't an option anymore.

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lena 72 points 3 days ago

As Louis Rossmann said, the developers have a rapist mentality. They don't understand consent and believe they have a god-given right to your data.

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atomicbocks 42 points 3 days ago

It’s not the developers, it’s the assholes in charge that have an MBA (masters of business administration). Modern MBAs literally teach that it’s not their money it’s your money and they’re just an obstacle to it, and they apply that mentality to literally everything.

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lena 8 points 3 days ago

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First_Thunder 23 points 3 days ago

Honestly, at first I thought the expression was perhaps a bit too harsh. Then the Epstein files came out and I now completely agree with the comparison

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Funkt4st1c 24 points 3 days ago

Theres literally no option to say no, and if you say yes once you can never take it back.

I understand the stakes are significantly lower and that rapists arent under the same vampire-entering-your-house rules, but its actually a very accurate and eye-opening analogy

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Martineski 7 points 3 days ago

Often "no" doesn't really mean anything anyway and they proceed with their thing.

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stopforgettingit 1 point 2 days ago

Hard disagree, its not the developers who make these ideas, they just have to build them to keep their job.

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lena -1 points 2 days ago path: 0 25340971 25341088 25349614 25356138, hotness: undefined, score: -1, children: 2
stopforgettingit 1 point 2 days ago

Understood like a true MBA, congrats.

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WillFord27 1 point 3 days ago

I remember when DarkViperAU got into huge shit over this sort of phrasing

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lena 2 points 3 days ago

Who's that?

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binarytobis 13 points 2 days ago

Does Apple understand consent?

  • Yes.
  • Ask me again later.
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MutantTailThing 8 points 3 days ago

I’ll sooner straight iron the wrinkles out of my balls than to pay for YouTube premium

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cyberpunk007 76 points 3 days ago

Turn on my computer, boots super fast. Log in, I'm ready to compute in under a second. No AI in my face.

Thank you Linux.

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RickyRigatoni 7 points 2 days ago

Linus could do something funny and embed a copy of bonzi buddy with a tux skin in the kernel.

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cyberpunk007 3 points 2 days ago

Then maintainers would not add that to their distro or you could easily recompile your kernel without it.

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Thassodar 0 points 2 days ago

Linux noob: is recompiling your kernel a time consuming task?

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pHr34kY 4 points 2 days ago path: 0 25341893 25346839 25347612 25347832 25349015, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
over_clox 2 points 2 days ago

The last time I had to recompile the Linux kernel was around 2013 or so, and it only took about the time it takes to go take a piss then go smoke a joint.

I'm a patient penguin...

Only gotta do it once for driver issues right?

Maybe? Right?

🐧

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m3t00 1 point 2 days ago

add fortune; to .bashrc for occasional laughs.

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Malyca 41 points 3 days ago

Only for them to mysteriously change back after

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slazer2au 22 points 2 days ago

Well yea, you turned off the toggle in settings -> advanced features where as this new setting is a dropdown in user profile -> personalisation its a 100% different setting with no relation to the old one.

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explodicle 9 points 2 days ago

Wow, these Linux users just make up problems instead of simply asking AI for the latest solution every time.

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Akasazh 33 points 2 days ago

My Computer

But is it really?

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justsomeguy 28 points 3 days ago

Called the vet clinic with an emergency the other day. Instead of a human there was an AI calling itself "Emma" on the phone. It asked me about the symptoms so I was listing them. It replied "Is your cat puking too or only october?"

FUCK OUT OF MY FACE

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LadyMeow 27 points 3 days ago

Good news, I’m using AI to make an AI driven piece of software to turn off all the AI for you!!!

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SatyrSack 29 points 3 days ago

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MutantTailThing 26 points 3 days ago

Click link to website

Remove popup for their shitty app

Deny cookies

Halfway through paywall pops up

Never visit website again

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OwOarchist 5 points 3 days ago

*laughs in noscript*

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mrgoosmoos 3 points 3 days ago

I also add them to my pihole blocklist if I'm not feeling lazy

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chiliedogg 1 point 2 days ago

I hate the ads and tracking too, but I don't think "not visiting them ever again" is a real punishment for them if you bypass all the things that make your visit profitable to them.

"Oh no - all these users who don't make us any money refuse to tax our servers with their bandwidth. The horror!"

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late_pessimistic 2 points 2 days ago

They never claimed they do it to punish website owners though. I see it as them having found the experience annoying enough to opt out from using the service altogether

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TigerAce 23 points 3 days ago

This isn't funny. This is sad AF. It's 1984 irl.

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OwOarchist 17 points 3 days ago

Embrace the penguin. Finally say goodbye to updates that make your computer worse.

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TigerAce 7 points 3 days ago

Yeah it's great we have that alternative, but it's sad AF it's pushed down our throats while no one is asking for it. Whether we have an alternative or not, it's just fucking disgusting something that was great and built for the users now changed to fuck the users for corporate gain. This goes for games, movies and series, cars, all sorts of machines like fridges and washing machines, software, almost the entire internet, basically most things you own, or used to own but now are cloud based and now prescription based. It's a total dystopia where corporations take control exponentially and start to push people into slavery. Nice to have Linux but how long until Google forces DRM's on websites so you're only able to use chrome to open sites on their servers. And what about PC hardware that's starting to implement AI into it. And that's just an example. How many options we have for browsing, I mean, we have Firefox right? But they are turning more evil too now. The evil corps are closing the gaps on independancy, privacy, diversity and ownership.

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AnUnusualRelic 3 points 3 days ago

We just don't have enough penguins...

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OwOarchist -3 points 2 days ago

Yeah it’s great we have that alternative, but it’s sad AF it’s pushed down our throats while no one is asking for it.

If you want it to stop being pushed down your throat, you've got to stop sucking corpo dick.

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TigerAce 4 points 2 days ago

How though? Even our public transportation is a big corpo stealing our data, raising prices and adding shitty features no one asks for. Same with cars and e-bikes. "Then get a older car" you say, but they aren't allowed in my city anymore due to pollution. So I should just always walk? Same shit with my social housing corp, energy supplier, internet provider, phone provider. And even the grocery stores, they are all gettinf fucked up out of corporate greed. So should I go live out on the streets then, close my bank account, live on food out of trash cans? Yeah, that's going to be awesome, no more sucking corporate dick. Hoping the salvation army won't turn evil too.

Or do you think that by installing Linux on your PC means you're free of sucking any corporate dick? I'm a Linux fan but I'm not ignorant.

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BigDanishGuy 1 point 3 days ago

How is it 1984 IRL?

The ruling powers in 1984 are sadistically oppressing the people. With seemingly no other point to it, than oppressing and tormenting on a mass scale. The whole point of the surveillance in 1984 was to oppress, the surveillance was secondary. I'm not saying that we can't draw parallels, and some can probably be made without too much mental gymnastics, but it's not like 1984 1:1, not even close.

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TigerAce 4 points 2 days ago

Making people not own anything anymore while stealing all their data and forcing shit into them while making them pay monthly fees which increase constantly to bleed people dry, is not sadistic and oppressing? While at the same time taking control of governments by paying off corrupt politicians to change rules to make more money at the cost of safely, environment and freedom of people? Maybe the only difference is that the reason to torment and oppress is to gain money and power. But is that different to 1984? It's how regimes maintain power. Make the people weak enough so they can't do anything against you but make them not weak enough to work for you.

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AdolfSchmitler 2 points a day ago

A lot of what you say resonates with me. I wish people who feel this way could just all move somewhere or something. But even if we could I'm sure it would just get bombed like Tulsa did.

I wonder what would happen if we all stopped using cell phones and laptops. Stopped really driving anywhere or buying things. I'm sure it's quite impossible for some. But we can always say no in some way or another. I wonder how bad it would have to get before people seriously think that the Amish lifestyle is preferable.

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pilferjinx 2 points 2 days ago

You bet your ass it'll be getting relatively sadistic if our governments become full dictatorships. They just end up being control systems for the sake of control, losing its foundational origins. There are plenty of countries that disappear dissenters and subject its people to 1984 style torture/re-eduction camps.

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kestrel7_7 2 points 2 days ago

-- They posted from their smartphone/laptop that has a camera pointed directly at their face

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Goodlucksil 1 point 2 days ago

Do you mean AI companies are not using AI mostly to oppress other forms of thinking?

(Disclaimer: I do not share this opinion)

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BigDanishGuy 1 point 2 days ago

Do you mean AI companies are not using AI mostly to oppress other forms of thinking?

I think it's the goal for some companies. I'm not sure that it is happening yet. Not for a lack of trying. I mean grok is supposed to be very friendly to Musk agenda of the day, but appear to be uncontrollable in regards to facts vs opinion.

(Disclaimer: I do not share this opinion)

I don't think I do either, IDK. It's not a hill I'm about to die on, I'm hardly even prepared to play yahtzee for this hill.

What I opined to was the invocation of 1984 as soon as something can be used as surveillance. Because people who do this have either never read the book, or they've read the cover when visiting someone, who just happened to have a copy laying casually on their coffee table.

My problem is that spying isn't the main purpose of the surveillance in 1984. The main purpose is to ensure people know they're under surveillance, and make sure that nobody not feel oppressed. And while I dislike AI in everything, I don't believe that AI was introduced to hurt me or most other people.

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kestrel7_7 1 point 2 days ago

And while I dislike AI in everything, I don’t believe that AI was introduced to hurt me or most other people.

Then why are they losing money on it while it pollutes inordinately and denies people access to information? AI is basically signal jamming the entire internet, at great expense, with no actual path to profitability. They're certainly not doing it to make money, because as it stands they're all losing money right now. Oppression, in the form of information denial, and regulation of communication, appears to be the primary goal.

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kestrel7_7 1 point 2 days ago

I mean, what do you call Grok attempting to rewrite Wikipedia to make it more conservative?

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Goodlucksil 1 point 2 days ago

A fool's errand

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bold_omi 17 points 2 days ago

Save yourself from that first bit by using GNU/Linux.

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axh 16 points 3 days ago

Wait? You are able to disable the AI feature without dismissing the tutorial first?!?

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homoludens 13 points 2 days ago

Can't you instruct OpenClaw to do that for you?

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thermal_shock 2 points 2 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Zephyr 13 points 2 days ago

Switch to Linux and you won't deal with any of that.

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OldChicoAle 3 points 2 days ago

Okay then you convince my multi billion dollar international company to switch. No? Then let us have our jokes ffs

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Zephyr 4 points a day ago

It's happening slowly. Many EU governments are switching or thinking about it

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bridgeenjoyer 11 points 3 days ago

Yep. I won't touch your shitty diamond butthole ai logos. I puke the second I see it. Disable it all. When I can't disable it it goes in the trash.

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chiliedogg 11 points 2 days ago

If you wait until you accidentally use the AI feature before turning it back off, they get to report a higher percentage of user engagement.

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huppakee 4 points 2 days ago

"Chat, what's the easiest way to remove your presence from my experience?"

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BenevolentOne 9 points 2 days ago

Consumer mentality. Your only choice is to eat or not eat.

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Smoogs 1 point 2 days ago

Ah, you're likely referring to The whiney asshats that gave up all effort of making executive decisions in their life... but they aren't the ones complaining. They don't see someone taking away all their agency and advocacy as a problem as they errode into laziness and impatience.

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minty 7 points 3 days ago

Ive successfuly eliminated AI/chat bots completely out of my personal life. It was far far too much work. Well not that much, but if someone is tech illiterate its gonna be hard. Which unfortuntely is large swaths of the population.

Got a new email address with a provider that doesnt use AI, and also got the thunderbird client. Also changing the default search engine to no ai duckduckgo. Finally, going to linux so I dont have microsoft banging on about copilot. Well tbh i didnt go because of AI, its just that I liked the look of it and had heard that windows 11 was terrible.

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ddplf 7 points 2 days ago

The people actually making use of all of these special AI features must be so very efficient at doing nothing in particular

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Smoogs 5 points 2 days ago

Linux

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epicstove 4 points 3 days ago

Damn. Corporate hit squad got him mid sentence.

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Erusset 4 points 2 days ago

Just ask an ai agent to turn them all off

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corsicanguppy 3 points 3 days ago

a software

\facepalm

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iocase 3 points 3 days ago

Nah you're doing it wrong. You write macros to copy paste between all the AI features so they talk to each other all night long while you sleep 😴🛌💤💤

🥹 It costs these idiot companies dozens of dollars per minute if you do it right ❤️ and you're just using it to make live art 😍

I like to generate 50 images of Mario smoking weed just because I can. These AI companies know better than lil ol' me. They surely must be right about their growth projections based on how much people need to generate free images of Mario smoking weed 🥹

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fbn 7 points 3 days ago

great job helping them destroy our planet

hopefully you'll get your reward sooner rather than later

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ZC3rr0r 9 points 3 days ago

I mean, there is an argument to be made for wrecking the financial models these companies run on by running their subsidized or "free" tiers into the ground. Right now, all of them are kept afloat on nothing but investor speculation, so if the financial results start to sour (further) there's a good chance the whole house of cards folds on this "industry" when those investors back out.

Doing it by creating pictures of Mario smoking weed is perhaps not how I would approach that, though.

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fbn 2 points 3 days ago

their finances need wrecking for sure, but they seem to be doing that well enough on their own

the increased processing is dumping literal tons of pollutants into the atmosphere, our drinking water, and our food supply and wasting our increasingly difficult to obtain fossil fuels, which we need for a bunch of other things like medical supplies and fertilizers for food for the actual real humans that are alive right now

i say all this with no anger or hostility

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ZC3rr0r 5 points 3 days ago

I think we could consider it a form of eco-terrorism like sabotaging an oil pipeline. It will hurt the ecosystem in the short term, but it hopefully reduces the much larger ecosystem damage the company would've otherwise done in the long term.

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iocase 2 points 3 days ago

Going easier on the free tier stuff isn't going to speed up their collapse. I was shit posting but it's a genuine tactic people are using to be accelerationists against the AI bubble.

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iocase 4 points 3 days ago

I was shit posting, but the faster the bubble pops by undeniable contact with financial reality, the better off we all are. That's less data centers being built, less power plants and gas turbines the sooner it all pops. The longer it goes on the more gets built, and the more that'll rot when these companies go bankrupt from the crash.

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Impractical_Island 3 points 3 days ago

I just ate the computer so now the AI bothers me less, despite the indigestion. The heavy metal poisoning is going to be hell though...

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manxu 1 point 3 days ago

Chat, is it really "Funny" if it is true? 🤔

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