sometimes nature is a tattle tale

17 hours ago by Karmanopoly to c/lemmyshitpost

Grail 128 points 17 hours ago

I googled it so you don't have to: The story is true, but there are a lot of fake pictures. I don't know if these pictures are genuine.

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wezzzy 10 points 12 hours ago

A true survice thanks :)

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muhyb 3 points 10 hours ago

I remember my biology teacher in high school told about this back then, so I concur the pictures on the internet could be fake.

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Dookieman12 101 points 17 hours ago

Also, just want to point out that the ovulation period is only 24-48 hours. Make of that what you will.

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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds 83 points 17 hours ago

let girls have him fun

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Dookieman12 41 points 17 hours ago

Make of that what you will.

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I_Fart_Glitter 46 points 15 hours ago

Yes, but sperm live for up to five days in the female reproductive tract. With the 48 12-24 hour ovulation, the combined window is 7 days.

Two days or seven days, your slut shaming is not necessary.

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tenchiken 3 points 15 hours ago

That's not how that math works...

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MsPenguinette 13 points 15 hours ago

What did they mess up? Seems like a reasonable max combining life span of sperm with ovulation period (you said the math is bad and not the biology)

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tenchiken -5 points 15 hours ago

If the sperm dies on day 5.... How do the 2 ovulation days matter?

Edit: spaced about bottom of Dad 1 4.5 or whatever days before, then the other dude at very end.

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Mulligrubs -6 points 12 hours ago

You're the one who brought up "slut shaming", hmmm, reach your own conclusions, friends.

Primus~ "Make of that what you will."

You~ "Slut". You made it slut. Only you.

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I_Fart_Glitter 1 point 11 hours ago

๐Ÿคจ

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okwhateverdude 10 points 17 hours ago

DVP creampies, obviously.

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RogueBanana 8 points 15 hours ago

At least the orgy must have been fun

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TomMasz 7 points 16 hours ago

Choo choo?

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bababu 5 points 16 hours ago

sperm can live longer

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tgcoldrockn 1 point 2 hours ago
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funkajunk -15 points 17 hours ago

Hoes be hoein

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surewhynotlem 5 points 16 hours ago

Yeah he does

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Lemmyoutofhere 86 points 15 hours ago

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RaoulDuke25 6 points 14 hours ago

Momma? Momma!

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Almacca 78 points 16 hours ago

Says it all, really.

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infinitesunrise 39 points 13 hours ago

That's my "I'm being lifted by the nut sack" face, too.

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Redditmodstouchgrass 21 points 12 hours ago

What's the matter, Mcfly?

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Almacca 1 point 41 minutes ago

I hate it when that happens.

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ImgurRefugee114 62 points 17 hours ago

A brother from the same mother

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rockSlayer 42 points 16 hours ago

Also known by the less common shorthand of brother

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JasonDJ 21 points 16 hours ago

Half brother.

At least in America he'd get a 3/5ths sister.

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InGodWeThrust 4 points 15 hours ago

So it would be only 3/5ths incest, which would make it slightly more naughty than wrong

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SkyezOpen 1 point 9 hours ago

If my southern math is right, that becomes acceptable partway through Tennessee.

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LSNLDN 48 points 12 hours ago

Having a half twin brother is wild

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tacosanonymous 30 points 16 hours ago

Pro move, honestly. Otherwise it can be really hard telling which of your twins is which.

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RogueBanana 14 points 15 hours ago

I thought twins were always split from the same egg. Great and my only news source for learning, shit posts.

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EggInDisguise 37 points 15 hours ago

Identical twins, yes. You can have multiple eggs fertile at the same time. Two of my childhood friends were a boy and girl who were twins, obviously look quite different lol

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bamboo 35 points 15 hours ago

I think that's just identical twins, but fraternal twins are two separate eggs being fertilized, which is how you can have twins of different sexes

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Lumidaub 6 points 11 hours ago

The concept of "twins" is far older than any knowledge of eggs (in mammals) and sperm cells. Two babies come out at the same time, language decided to call those twins.

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14th_cylon 14 points 7 hours ago

so how many different women did this happen to? this ai crap will not end well...

also, if we take the image at face value, did they really need dna test to determine the kids do not have same father? ๐Ÿ˜‚

https://hostux.pics/...

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Maeve 3 points 38 minutes ago

There are instances of two different dna samples in one person, so don't. Also, white babies can be born to black women and black babies to white women.

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JoMiran 8 points 16 hours ago

I've seen a few of these Maury Povich Show episodes.

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solidheron 5 points 15 hours ago

Damn Zeus and his macanation

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captain_aggravated 3 points 6 hours ago

Don't know if humans work that way but cats do.

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finallymadeanaccount 2 points 4 hours ago

She appears to be a hirsutely-eyebrowed lass.

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bss03 2 points 2 hours ago

What's the cut-off for "nature"? I mean, it's not like DNA tests grow wild on the PCR plains, and it seems to me that the DNA test was the "tattle tale".

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pineapplelover 0 points 3 hours ago

Is this a non-meme?

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SkunkWorkz -2 points 14 hours ago

A 19 year old with two kids from two different fathers. How forgetting to use contraception one night sets three lives up for failure.

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PotatoesFall 7 points 13 hours ago

Okay I'm sure this situation has a couple downsides but who is to say they will fail? Mothers have children from different fathers all the time (and vice versa), these two are just a lil closer.

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SkunkWorkz 6 points 12 hours ago

At 19? Teens with kids have a much harder time to climb the socioeconomic ladder and the same is true for the kids with a teenage single mom

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belluck 6 points 13 hours ago

5, if the fathers choose to be responsible (assuming theyโ€™re a similar age to the girl. Otherwise, ew)

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wezzzy 2 points 12 hours ago

19~ minus 9 months i dont think they where the same adge

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Lumidaub 5 points 11 hours ago

How does her age lead you to any conclusion about their ages?

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doingthestuff -3 points 2 hours ago

Sometimes women aren't complete sluts.

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jobbies -12 points 11 hours ago
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TranscendentalEmpire 9 points 10 hours ago

Could be even more quiet please.

It's always a lose lose situation for women. Don't fuck the men and you're somehow blamed for a "male loneliness epidemic". Fuck the men ........get called a whore.

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14th_cylon -2 points 7 hours ago

Donโ€™t fuck the men and youโ€™re somehow blamed for a โ€œmale loneliness epidemicโ€. Fuck the men โ€ฆget called a whore.

fuck two different men at the same time just around your ovulation without protection, don't be surprised if you raise few eyebrows ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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TranscendentalEmpire 3 points 7 hours ago

Someone didn't get an adequate sex ed class......

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14th_cylon 1 point 7 hours ago

i am sorry about that, but there is still time for you to fix that, better late than never!

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kuiskaaja 2 points 10 hours ago

there's nothing to indicate that this woman is a sex worker, so it's safe to assume you found an excuse to use a misogynistic word and took it since you couldn't help it

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BarneyPiccolo -59 points 17 hours ago

Slut. Got her number?

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skeezix 9 points 11 hours ago

867 5309

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bss03 2 points 2 hours ago

Ask for Jenny.

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Dookieman12 -44 points 17 hours ago

I'll team up with you, let's give her another pair of twins

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Dookieman12 -16 points 16 hours ago

Fediverse: "Let girls have fun!"

Also Fediverse: "Unless a man would enjoy it, then ew, ick."

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surewhynotlem 45 points 16 hours ago

It's not about the enjoyment, it's about the dehumanization. She's not a slut to be used. She's a person.

Now, who wants to join me in triple teaming this dude's ass? Let's go! Colon party, baby!

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Gork 2 points 10 hours ago

Can I be triple teamed?

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Demdaru -4 points 15 hours ago

I wanted to point out cheating is straight up evil. Then got back to image and checked...nowhere there is info about her being married. Or any other context.

And no, didn't want to support dehumanisation, just point out calling a cheater slut isn't that shocking, regardless of sex. But we don't even have context for that lol.

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ChanchoManco 1 point 11 hours ago
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