If I hear someone on the phone in a public restroom I try to rip ass as loud as possible.

I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with me.

We need to destigmatize farts and pooping.

I mean I try not to in public but if someone else does it, it just about makes my day, farts are so funny

Yes. I wonder, though, why? What conditioned me this way? Also, in some societies, such as Japan, concealing toilet sounds is encrouaged by those otohime devices in public bathrooms.

No, I'm never embarrassed by my singing.

I have IBS so if I want to go anywhere I have to deal with the fact that I may end up making lots of noise in a public toilet. In my forties I’m pretty desensitized about it now. Everybody poops.

I think they're funny and I'm tired of pretending they're not.

shouldn't this be in !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world ? :P

I feel like no longer caring if strangers can hear you poop is a big part of growing up. Not to say I've reached that point.

I only shit at home or in the woods. I hate walking into a public restroom and knowing a microscopic piece of another mans colon is now in my nose.

No, that's how I assert dominance.

Not even a little.

No, the sound of a bath being filled doesn’t bother me.

I used to clench up in public bathrooms if there was anyone else in the bathroom.

Now I just let 'er rip. Even if I know it's gonna be loud and funky.

Everybody poops as they say. The bathroom is the socially acceptable place for farts imo.

No. Nature isn't embarassing.

I have been embarrassed when I shat my pants from drinking too much though.

I used too but I remember it’s the shit room. You better be grunting and farting

Unpopular opinion: toilets are perfectly shaped to make farts as loud as possible.

Not an unpopular opinion but a scientific analysis of the toilet geometry.

Unfortunately in engineering the toiler, we had to decide whether to A) let the poop and pee be carried away easy, with the down-side of big echo, or B) Have no big echo, but the poop and pee isn't taken away easily. Now in most engineered products, we would find some sort of balance between the two, but obviously that wasn't appropriate here.

as for your question, i used to but now i don't. Worrying about that stuff just holds you back. I'm on that thing hunched over clutching my stomach screaming out "oh god... OH GOD it's unbearable, I'm dying!!" Just to assert dominance.

it helps that public bathrooms stalls are (usually) not see-thru so with the right timing you can be completely anonymous. It's elegant, like a masked ball.

No. Y'all know what goes on in there. If you don't, you're the one who should be embarrassed.

I think the, uh, acoustics, are mostly a necessary evil. The bowl has to accommodate a ton of water splashing around without going everywhere, and ideally also not go out of its way to trap any doodoo. That can't just be any old shape.

Let it rip

In the bathroom, no. Outside the bathroom, yes.

No, because I deploy The Cough of Obfuscation!

If anyone out there is self conscious about this, remember: you should only be embarrassed by sounds that come out of your mouth when in the bathroom. If you're grunting and sighing in the stall you need immediate medical attention or a gag. Pull it together

I thought the whole point was to piss as loud as possible to assert dominance?

Yeah. I tell my BF to go hang out in the living room or something. Like give me some privacy k? Ok thx😆👋

Usually no, but I'm dealing with cyclospora right now and I gotta say, the sounds are unpleasant.

I try and find the perfect position to make my farts resonate for maximum woyoyoyo effect.

Yes. We must be ashamed of our filth and all things we do without wearing pants and cower from the glare of God lest he drown us like all the others.

I feel like this is a measurable fact rather than an opinion.

I moan as I smear my feces on the stall walls. don't tempt me to take it further...

It depends on the context. If I'm home alone I'm likely to be somewhere around relieved to neutral to laughter, because sometimes I find it impossible to be mature about it.

Making such noises in public is a different matter. Embarrassment, first or second hand, would tend to override any and all other reactions.

Also, the fear of what I might be about to breathe in after other people's.

Nope. At some point you gotta accept your farts.