Hello Children

2 months ago by OriginEnergySux to c/lemmyshitpost

Thorry 40 points 2 months ago

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terminatortwo 18 points 2 months ago
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_lilith 8 points 2 months ago

"It's a kodak moment"

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BranBucket 25 points 2 months ago

My step mother was a merchandiser for American Greetings back in the 80's and 90's. I was the Easter bunny at a promotional event once.

That suit was a torture chamber. A fluffy iron maiden. The inside smelled of people desperate for air that was not fetid with their own evaporated sweat.

But, a bunch of cheerleaders from my school sat on my lap... Seventeen year old me consider that an even exchange.

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Hamartia 15 points 2 months ago

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Nvermind 15 points 2 months ago

And this is why these have mesh over the mouth now!

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spacehulk 10 points 2 months ago

The drummer that was rejected from Angine De Poitrine

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gigastasio 2 points 2 months ago

It’s hard to form a triangle with your fingers when you’re too busy constricting toddlers.

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Raiderkev 10 points 2 months ago

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antsu 9 points 2 months ago

Klek de Poitrine (Angine de Poitrine' drummer)

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some_kind_of_guy 4 points 2 months ago

πŸ”Ί

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bhamlin 2 points 2 months ago

Good start at a triforce. 3/10

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some_kind_of_guy 2 points 2 months ago

πŸ”Ί

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spacehulk 3 points 2 months ago

πŸ«ΈπŸ”ΊπŸ«·

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FUCKING_CUNO 1 point 2 months ago

Love those aliens

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Samsy 8 points 2 months ago

As you can see in his eyes he isn't smiling.

Cut the salary!! /s

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plerwf 6 points 2 months ago

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TomMasz 6 points 2 months ago

I've always thought this photo was disturbing. Now I think it's extremely disturbing.

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mkhopper 5 points 2 months ago

Soon

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spacehulk 5 points 2 months ago

Wait, is that Davie504??

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maniacalmanicmania 5 points 2 months ago

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sundray 4 points 2 months ago

Next time on Welcome to Derry

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subgenius 2 points 2 months ago

They sense its presence.

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AngryCommieKender 1 point 2 months ago

I read the title in Chef's voice. Then I saw the lower pic and was like: nope, that's some North American Marlin Brando Look Alike type shit.

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wador 1 point 2 months ago

Uncle Pedro?

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SubArcticTundra 0 points 2 months ago

It's Michael Jackson!

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Etterra 1 point 2 months ago

Those kids looked into the maw of madness and inevitably spiraled into the abyss.

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SubArcticTundra 0 points 2 months ago

It's Michael Jackson!

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