Do not end up in
- The newspaper
- The hospital
- Or jail (if you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly)
Addendum: Dont do anything you would be afraid to explain to the paramedics.
pelespirit 9 points 2 months ago
You've been added to the Best of Lemmy: https://sh.itjust.works/post/65529027
mushroommunk 4 points 2 months ago
pulls knife out of a fascist oh crap. Sibshops gave me literally only one rule
nobodysreadingthis 4 points 2 months ago
No, that's fine. Exception that proves rule, or something.
bigboismith 5 points 2 months ago
Don't do anything I wouldn't do
But that doesn't say much
Exactly
turtlesareneat 3 points 2 months ago
That's cause dads are smart and know the kid ain't gonna follow those instructions, so you gotta set them up to tell the truth promptly when they get back and shit's gone sideways.
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Community rules
1. Be civil
No trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour
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3. No recent reposts
Check for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month
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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
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- !tenforward@lemmy.world : Star Trek memes, chat and shitposts
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