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Anon has a trans friend

2 months ago by oldmanalex to c/shitposting

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A_Union_of_Kobolds 101 points 2 months ago

OP respects pronouns, we've come a long way from 2008

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disorderly 57 points 2 months ago

Eh, it's always been a mixed bag over there. Like spaghetti but also rat poison.

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A_Union_of_Kobolds 13 points 2 months ago

True. Avoiding /b/ and /pol/ helped.

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MsPenguinette 3 points 2 months ago

We’ve regressed

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captainlezbian 72 points 2 months ago

There's usually at least one person every Trans Day of Rememberance murdered by a parent. I've attended a ceremony or read the names every year for over a decade. So yeah, fake and gay, but unfortunately it does hit to something real.

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4am 15 points 2 months ago

The best lies mange to somehow saddle a kernel of truth

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captainlezbian 13 points 2 months ago

Anyways

Fake: anon has a friend

Gay: anon was hurt by an anti queer attack

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MeThisGuy 50 points 2 months ago

mom's spaghetti, knees weak and heavy

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Honytawk 28 points 2 months ago

There's vomit on his sweater already.

Hospital ready.

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GarboDog 3 points 2 months ago

Big guy down, rat poison in mom’s spaghetti

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Slab_Bulkhead 45 points 2 months ago

didn't end with anon pressing charges that allow for civil charges to pay for more warhammer/lost spaghetti damages. in conclusion the post is :rubber_stamp: [Fake and Gay]

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mkwt 24 points 2 months ago

You don't actually need to "press" a criminal charge to file a civil lawsuit for the parallel tort. If you've got the evidence, you've got the evidence.

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state_electrician 5 points 2 months ago

Tort is such a silly word for a legal term.

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grue 8 points 2 months ago

As if the rest of them aren't?

Law is a profession where people dress up in funny clothes (even powdered wigs, in some places!) and say pseudo-Latin at each other. The words aren't magical incantations, but they're close enough that sovcits think they are.

It is profoundly silly.

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agamemnonymous 3 points 2 months ago

Uh, pretty sure it's not pseudo-Latin, it's just Latin. A lot of those terms date back to legal proceedings in ancient Rome.

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MachineFab812 1 point 2 months ago

I'm pretty sure attempted poisoning is one of those where the state presses charges on your behalf no matter what.

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Slab_Bulkhead 3 points 2 months ago

thanks Matt Lock.

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einlander 10 points 2 months ago

Mom tried to set them up to take a murder rap.

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SethTaylor 6 points 2 months ago

This used to be someone's job

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oldmanalex 1 point 2 months ago

"that happened" ok there - is his mom lindsy clancy?

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YaDownWitCPP 1 point 2 months ago

Erin Patterson actually.

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