Trump signs order to rename Lake Ontario as 'Lake America'

a month ago by TomatoPotato69 to c/canada

U.S. President Donald Trump on Thursday signed an order directing the interior secretary to rename Lake Ontario to "Lake America" as Canada trade war persists.

Trump cannot force Canada to follow his preferred naming convention, however.

The move is reminiscent of his move last year to rename the Gulf of Mexico as the "Gulf of America."

panda_abyss 53 points a month ago

Make a note on which maps companies comply in the US and boycott them.

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tea_n_typewriters 1 point a month ago
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blitzen -2 points a month ago

That's my knee-jerk reaction too, but on further reflection I'm not sure.

Sure, Google making sure it's Lake Ontario and the Gulf of Mexico in Google Maps is a nice thought, but that would be a strong political stand. Simply passing through the "official" names isn't political, and I can't judge too harshly companies not making specific political stands.

Ultimately, we have to all know that the names of these bodies of water will revert to their real names as soon as 'ol Donny kicks the bucket, right?

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panda_abyss 6 points a month ago

We have no assurances of that, and Google and Apple have no legal obligation to do this.

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blitzen -2 points a month ago

We have no assurances of anything in this life, but if I'm a betting man I put money on these stupid names being reverted when/if an adult is in the White House again.

And unless you work for Google/Apple/Microsoft in the GIS departments, you really have no idea if they do or don't have legal obligation to pass through GNIS data.

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shittydwarf 34 points a month ago

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scrodumb 29 points a month ago

BREAKING NEWS: Province of Quebec renames Mar-a-Lago to Merde-a-Lago

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Doomsider 6 points a month ago

Pedo-a-Loto

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BradleyUffner 28 points a month ago

So if the US can just randomly rename stuff that doesn't belong to them, Canada can too. I want to see them rename the entire United States to "Trump is a Pedophile". That'll look great on Google maps!

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cecilkorik 29 points a month ago

I'd also like to unilaterally rename Ontario, California (ie: Ontario, CA) for creating unnecessary confusion.

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psycotica0 6 points a month ago

Maybe they'll choose to rename it themselves? Like, maybe Manitoba, CA? That's got a nice ring to it!

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Dzheyk 5 points a month ago

This is what I came here to say or updoot if already said. Pleeeeeease make it happen. I would absolutely love if the rest of the world just started renaming shit in and around the US.

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atomicbocks 4 points a month ago

The US has a long history of changing the names of things because “fuck you”, Mt McKinley is actually Denali for instance.

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blitzen 1 point a month ago

Obama reverted it's name to Denali, but of course Trump undid that.

Ultimately I think the solution is to call the mountain itself Denali (because of course that's its name), and if you have to placate all the idiots in Ohio, rename the national park (because the park is a federally administered thing) to "McKinley."

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FreeBooteR69 27 points a month ago

Canada - 🥱. We and everyone else in the world still call it Lake Ontario. 🖕

🍁True North Strong and Free 🍁

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CanadianCorhen 14 points a month ago

Im ok calling the american half 'Lake Epstein" but the canadian half is Lake Ontario.

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FreeBooteR69 7 points a month ago

Reasonable.

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SubstituteTurkey 24 points a month ago

He seems to think Canadians will care what they choose to call that body of water.

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Malyca 1 point a month ago

Doubt he does much thinking

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wirebeads 19 points a month ago

Oh no, a rapist is calling to rename a lake in a country where 1/2 the population can barely read.

I am quite happy that Canada is diverting away from this dumpster fire of a country.

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kent_eh 17 points a month ago

Trump cannot force Canada to follow his preferred naming convention, however.

Trump cannot force anyone outside of the USA to respect his childish renaming bullshit.

He can't even force Americans to play his stupid game, though I'm sure a bunch if them will happily play along.

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Jhex 16 points a month ago

The child rapist pressy throwing yet another tantrum... maybe the latest babysitter can be more diligent with diaper duties?

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veeesix 16 points a month ago

He can call it what he will, but Canadians still call the Rogers Centre the SkyDome over 20 years later.

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definitemaybe 5 points a month ago

They could have just called it the Rogers Skydome, and nobody would have cared. I'm more mad about that than I am with the orange pedo having another tantrum with Lake Ontario.

It's all just an attempted distraction from the Republicans' ruinous economic and social policy. And hoping we forget about the Epstein files. Release the full Epstein files, with only victims images and PIA redacted.

But Rogers was just being senselessly stupid. They weren't trying to cover up being pedophiles, afaik, so why did they do it?

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vinceman 3 points a month ago

Realest fucking thing in this thread honestly

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NoFearFrontier 14 points a month ago

Canada should rename it to Epstein Files Lake

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reddig33 10 points a month ago

This is like trying to make “fetch” happen. No one is going to call it that.

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IrateAnteater 5 points a month ago

I haven't met a single person who is even willing to acknowledge the name change of the SkyDome. There's no way anyone pays any sort of attention to him trying to rename a lake.

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grey_maniac 3 points a month ago

They renamed the SkyDome?

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IrateAnteater 2 points a month ago

It's technically the Rogers Center now.

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jaemo 2 points a month ago

Reposting because i said it yesterday:

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Rentlar 9 points a month ago

In response, the City of Toronto can propose renaming the Green Lane Landfill to the Donald J. Trump Memorial Landfill, or Donald Dump for short.

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RodgeGrabTheCat 9 points a month ago

Open Street Map will likely ignore Donnie's foolishness like they did with the Gulf of Mexico.

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panda_abyss 4 points a month ago path: 0 25519659 25522568, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 1
RodgeGrabTheCat 3 points a month ago

I'm a little surprised anyone using OSM would also be a Trump disciple.

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SaveTheTuaHawk 8 points a month ago

Lake Epstein, it even has islands.

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shirro 4 points a month ago

No Lake Michigan is Lake Epstein. Don't need to rename Canada's great lakes and Lake Michigan is all in their borders. Also that is the one the FBI complaint alleges Trump witnessed the newborn of a 13 yr old Epstein victim murdered and dumped. If people want to get under his deathly orange skin run with that one.

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Typotyper 2 points a month ago

That would be a great jab at his ego. light him on fire lol

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BC_viper 8 points a month ago

It would make me proud to be a canadian if the person that takes him out is one of ours. Wipe out the whole lot of them.

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scrodumb 6 points a month ago

Chances are the honour will befall an American McDonald's grill cook.

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justOnePersistentKbinPlease 7 points a month ago

I like the AP news article that points out Trump doesn't have the power or authority to do this and it is an entirely meaningless change except to cause US schools to update books four times.

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bedwyr 7 points a month ago

Please everyone, just ignore this shit. Better yet laugh at them and call them morons then ignore it.

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danielquinn 5 points a month ago

We should rename the entire US "South Canada" or "Lesser Canada".

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theacharnian 4 points a month ago

I just signed a piece of toilet paper directing my ass to rename Donald Trump to "Donald Duck".

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Lemmyoutofhere 4 points a month ago

Oh no! Anyways…..

How about them Epstein files?

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CalemitousVariantK 3 points a month ago

Lake Superior is named that because Obama was a better president.

But don't let trump or the magat cult know.

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NotMyOldRedditName 3 points a month ago

I worry this might be more than just him throwing a tantrum.

When the water wars start, they'll start going, Canada is stealing water from LAKE AMERICA, OUR LAKE, OUR WATER!

setting the stage for a future war

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breakfastmtn 4 points a month ago

You worry too much. Trump isn't capable of planning. Just sit back, crack a beer, and have a laugh at his impotent rage.

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aarch0x40 3 points a month ago

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Colalextrast 3 points a month ago

Jfc whats the acronym for remembering the lake names supposed to be now? HAMES?

... oh, wait, no. Its SHAME. Maybe this ain't such a bad shift in that light.

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ProudCanadianCitizen 2 points a month ago
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herbal_remedy 2 points a month ago

I was going to post something witty but the neighbors dog just took a trump on my lawn and I gotta go clean it. Every day some dog or another is taking a trump on my lawn. trumps are disgusting and smelly!

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greedytacothief 2 points a month ago

Look, as an American in pretty disappointed in my president. I don't care much about renaming the lake, but I do care he came up with such a dogshit name. I propose the name "Lake Democracy Manifest"

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vinceman 4 points a month ago

"Lake Succulent Chinese Meal"

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SneakyWeasel 2 points a month ago

Boy it would be nice if trump walked off a short bridge

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DarkFuture 2 points a month ago

I pissed my name into a bunch of fences as a kid. Didn't make them my fences.

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PlaidBaron 2 points a month ago

Lets rename Lake Michigan to Lake Ontario Jr.

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ProudCanadianCitizen 2 points a month ago
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RepulsiveChicken270 1 point a month ago

I have a feeling Vance is gonna wait until after the midterms and pull the 25th amendment card. If he does it before the midterms he can only serve 1.5 terms (if he were to win a general election), vs 2.5 terms if he waits until after.

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xyro 1 point a month ago

Should have went with Lake Retarded or Lake Epstein to stay coherent

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SirMaple__ -1 points a month ago
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