Yeah, but you've gotta find one, put a handle on it... Do the digging around with it, then have the actual sex afterwards. It's a whole deal - takes most of a day.

Yeah, that's the only reason I ever bang OP's mom

I was gonna say, this is a very typical activity. Until I read the rest of the post

Yeah it's when they notice how much was in there they be like bye Felicia!

Don't kinkshame.

Been dragon too much jizz, imma fly right outta here.

Or another dragonfly dude came along and scooped out his spunk

Blast it, how do I pin a comment... I just get stupid mod options to nuke it. This needs to be put on the fridge.

Most animals with penises don't have ones that work as effective shovels

And duck vaginas in response have a maze of dead ends. Duck reproduction is FUBAR.

The clerk was just reacting to the person somehow using "it's" in a way they could hear

You tell them about rape and they laugh?