Anon posts his phone number on 4chan

a month ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

empireOfLove2 106 points a month ago

fake: anon talked to another human being

gay: man flew hundreds of miles to stay at another man's house for the weekend

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cass1312 73 points a month ago

I did 100% think they were gonna get married until like halfway through lol.

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Varesti 33 points a month ago

There's still time!

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jaybone 11 points a month ago

I assume the bald one is the bear. But which one is gay?

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SkaveRat 6 points 25 days ago

The bear's wife

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Akasazh 74 points a month ago

I'm beginning to notice that greentexts are about more mature topics nowadays. I feel like users of 4chan are less angsty teenagers.

I mean they still address rather unique situations but there's more nuance and depth and generally strangely an acceptance of gender fluidity, or at least finding love regardless of it.

I conclude that it's all fake and gay

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floquant 83 points a month ago

There's a timestamp at the top, this post is almost 10 years old.

People always seem to try and characterize 4chan as a homogenous userbase, but it's possibly the only place on the internet where transphobic and trans-porn posts sit next to each other

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rockerface 37 points a month ago

To be fair, transphobes often fetishize trans people

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funkless_eck 10 points a month ago

Same as it ever was.

A lot of users here at BTB listeners and the latest episode is going into how eugenics was formed out of a fetish.

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dethedrus 2 points 25 days ago

Yup. Francis Galton was a fucking perv... and not in the good way!

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lessthanluigi 4 points 25 days ago

This post IS 10 years old

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katze 24 points a month ago

nowadays

Clearly you haven't been to 4chan in at least 5 years, if ever. /b/ nowadays is 100% porn; posts like these I have not seen since forever.

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Rai 8 points a month ago

/b/tard from the beginning to the late 00s here: it’s always been mostly porn, just worse kinds back then

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village604 3 points a month ago

It's all fun and games until you happen upon a gif of a German shepherd getting hit in the face with a shovel.

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katze 2 points 25 days ago

Yeah no. Back in 2009 there was maybe 30% porn, but lots of actually random threads. Nowadays it is really 100% porn.

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Rai 2 points 25 days ago

I haven’t been there since 2009 lawl. Prior to that, it was a ton of porn, a lot of hentai, very little furry. Usually a gore thread on the front page at any given time. Lots of attempts at humor, and a few that actually worked. The VERY occasional real-life thread, other than “camwhores.” I loved Midnight Snacks; Snacks done learned me some great music back in the day. I loved the wordfilters—my partner and I still use some of them with each other.

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Akasazh 3 points a month ago

You've got me, I only get filtered down posts like this

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Marthirial 29 points a month ago

I do want to know the story of the bear who switched places with a human, though.

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Corkyskog 18 points a month ago

I think it's called Brave

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Honytawk 3 points 25 days ago

Baldy was just plagiarizing Disney movies.

And anon didn't notice, cause they only watch anime.

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village604 5 points a month ago

Isn't that part of BG3?

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