What’s your most used line?

3 years ago by Agingtoofast to c/futurama

Mine is this and Leela’s “oh lord.” I mean, there are so many, but those two top the charts.

LennethBright 59 points 3 years ago

I love to use, "You are technically correct, the best kind of correct".

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deadbeef79000 3 points 3 years ago

I used to use this all the time at my old job, because literally every decision made there was made by a committee of people basing their decision on feelings.

It felt good to passive-aggressively point out decisions that actually had technical merit with this phrase.

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Olivia5k 3 points 3 years ago

Definitely this one for me too! I usually remix it somehow, like "You are technically correct, the most celebrated form of correct", or some such.

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Che_Donkey 2 points 3 years ago

This comment is technically correct. The best kind of correct.

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DudeBro 58 points 3 years ago

I'm gonna make my own (thing)! With blackjack! And hookers!... In fact, forget the (thing)!

it can be used in so many contexts and the last line usually gets a laugh.

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Agingtoofast 5 points 3 years ago

Definitely a staple

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RoseTwiddler 54 points 3 years ago

"Good news, everyone!" by far.

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Agingtoofast 9 points 3 years ago

I weirdly never picked that one up. I’ll have to work it into my meetings.

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perviouslyiner 4 points 3 years ago

Ah yes, the classic game of "Professor Farnsworth or James May?"

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CH3DD4R_G0BL1N 48 points 3 years ago

Shut up baby, I know it.

Goes over a lot better after showing the wife the episode

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all-knight-party 8 points 3 years ago

We love you, Bender!

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Burninator05 5 points 3 years ago

Shut up, baby. I know it.

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Fallingfiddle 5 points 3 years ago

I think this one the most but I am not normaly in a contex where I can say it.

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soupspoon 2 points 3 years ago

My terrier says this a lot

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Awa 3 points 3 years ago

So does my mutt

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shzammm 45 points 3 years ago

I pretty frequently ask "to shreds you say?" And also "how'd you like to make a metaphorical deal with the devil? And by devil I mean robot devil and by metaphorically I mean get your coat" anytime I'm going out

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Agingtoofast 2 points 3 years ago

Haha. That’s a great one.

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Nouveau_Burnswick 42 points 3 years ago

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Agingtoofast 6 points 3 years ago

Lol such a good one

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The_Picard_Maneuver 33 points 3 years ago

I frequently say "Stop exploding, you cowards!" when playing games. Especially when losing at XCOM.

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Muun 33 points 3 years ago

"Do a flip!"

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Thcgrasscity 6 points 3 years ago

The amount of times I've shouted this at my coworkers when they are working at hights is ridikkerous.

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late_night 3 points 3 years ago

Did you say... "ridikkerous"?

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Thcgrasscity 4 points 3 years ago

It’s a dangerous path I bounce… but I bounce it alone. Because the Hundred Acre Wood needs a hero, Pooh Bear! And I’m the only one.

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derf82 29 points 3 years ago

Well, we’re boned.

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Agingtoofast 7 points 3 years ago

DOOOOMMMMEEEDDD

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itsgroundhogdayagain 29 points 3 years ago

I am shocked. shocked! well, not that shocked.

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BowtiesAreCool 5 points 3 years ago

Used this in my head today reading about Russel Brand

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Agingtoofast 2 points 3 years ago

Another good one!

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Rozauhtuno 26 points 3 years ago

I'm 40% used lines!

And I think about the Moon song more often than I'd like to admit.

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vzq 8 points 3 years ago

And I think about the Moon song more often than I'd like to admit.

Pretty much any time I think of the moon, or whaling. Or harpoons. Or tunes.

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Agingtoofast 4 points 3 years ago

Omg! I will randomly start humming that song too! I guess it’s not surprising given how many times I’ve watched.

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BowserBasher 24 points 3 years ago

“Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.” Gets a lot of use when playing Mario Kart with friends when two people hit each other with the same items or hitting each other with stars activated.

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douz0a0bouz 23 points 3 years ago

Probably, “Good news everyone”. Although my favorite is, “To shreds you say,” need to work that in more.

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Agingtoofast 3 points 3 years ago

I do try to work in “to shreds you say,” but it’s not as embedded as “oh lord” for me.

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scrawny_clown_snatch 21 points 3 years ago

"I've got one of those things! Like a headache with pictures!"

"You're screwier than my Aunt Rita, and she's a screw!"

And pretty much every line from Roswell That Ends Well is in my daily rotation.

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Agingtoofast 4 points 3 years ago

Haha. “I did do the nasty in the pasty.”

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PP_BOY_ 19 points 3 years ago

"To shreds, you say?"

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all-knight-party 18 points 3 years ago

Tell my wife I said... "Hello".

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palitu 4 points 3 years ago

Yup, love this one

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Macaroni_ninja 17 points 3 years ago

With my wife we often quote the two Benders, when there is a minor inconvenience:

"-Our universe is DOOMED!

-DOOOOMEEEED!!"

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deadbeef79000 1 point 3 years ago

I tend to use "you want me to do two things?"

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lightnsfw 17 points 3 years ago

Neat!

Probably a bunch of other things I don't even remember being from the show.

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Agingtoofast 2 points 3 years ago

Ohhh…I say “neat” all the time and didn’t connect it until now.

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Awa 16 points 3 years ago

For no raisin.

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deadbeef79000 3 points 3 years ago

"Yes, big brain am winning again, I shall now leave earth for no raisin!"

Classic.

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Sektor 16 points 3 years ago

Bender with the over the top theatrical voice: LET'S GO ALREADY!

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DragonAce 3 points 3 years ago

I used to blare that on my phone when my teenager was taking too long to get ready.

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SaintWacko 14 points 3 years ago

"I have no strong feelings one way or the other." Said in a flat monotone, of course

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Agingtoofast 5 points 3 years ago

It’s a beige alert.

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blackluster117 5 points 3 years ago

Tell my wife I said... Hello.

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ChihuahuaOfDoom 14 points 3 years ago

Here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire.

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Agingtoofast 4 points 3 years ago

“I am already in my pajamas”

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Thepoopmuchacho 14 points 3 years ago

"Do a flip"

Anytime someone is going to jump from something high up. Always makes me laugh.

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Kolanaki 12 points 3 years ago

"Oh you're serious? Allow me to laugh even harder! Hahahahaha!"

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espais 11 points 3 years ago

I'm a big fan of this one from the new season

"Nixon here with another presidential aroo"

Also

"Why don't you go to hell and join that community?"

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Agingtoofast 5 points 3 years ago

I’m a bit underwhelmed by the new season, but I’m enjoying the nostalgia factor.

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espais 5 points 3 years ago

I've been liking it more than the last final season. Always happy for more Futurama

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torvusbogpod 11 points 3 years ago

I constantly harass my SO at dinner with "may I have one too, wife?" in the pathetic Hermes voice

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Agingtoofast 6 points 3 years ago

My manwich!!!

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FrankTheHealer 11 points 3 years ago

"I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered? "

"She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro"

Also

"How delightfully absurd"

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BananaPeal 10 points 3 years ago

I have kids who are easily distracted so you'll hear me saying, "Let's go already!"

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Agingtoofast 1 point 3 years ago

That’s my husband’s favorite.

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kyle 9 points 3 years ago

"I never thought I'd die like this, but I always really hoped"

Any time one of my friends or I are simping over some actress or character.

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ryathal 9 points 3 years ago

Hot digity daffodil is easy to use on a regular basis.

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CatsGoMOW 8 points 3 years ago

Hard to say which is used more by my wife and I between:

“Huh, learn something dumb every day!”

“Shut up baby, I know it!”

That sound Amy makes when she doesn’t answer yes or no and just goes “Guuhh!”

“Eww, look at him go! He don’t care!”

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Auduras 8 points 3 years ago

Death by Snu Snu

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zoostation 7 points 3 years ago

Time makes fools of us all.

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Agingtoofast 2 points 3 years ago

I will say “dirty boy!!” after my hubby works out.

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SulaymanF 7 points 3 years ago

“Yuh filty crab!”

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justreadingby 7 points 3 years ago

Quae?

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DampSquid 4 points 3 years ago

Oh fuck, I say this all the time!

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LucasWaffyWaf 7 points 3 years ago

"Shampaggin." I use it while explaining carbonic acid on cave tours.

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Timecircleline 7 points 3 years ago

J'ACCUSE!

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HWK_290 7 points 3 years ago

Aww, somebody like snouts

Is it me?

When the cat inhales his dinner

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PetDinosaurs 2 points 3 years ago

The cat? Nibbler!

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soupspoon 2 points 3 years ago

I think they mean their cat

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PetDinosaurs 1 point 3 years ago

Sigh.

I know you're right...

Thanks for pointing out my ignorance.

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soupspoon 1 point 3 years ago

I like your version better though

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SulaymanF 6 points 3 years ago

“Oh my.” —Farnsworth.

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soupspoon 6 points 3 years ago

If I'm feeling happy and gettin productive I tend to sing "bend it bend it just a little bit, and take it easy hmm hmm hm hm hmm"

I guess since I don't know much more of the song I start humming but I love that song

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June 6 points 3 years ago

Fry tells leela not to do something ever and it’s ridiculous but I can never remember what he says so my head canon has turned it into ‘don’t apologize for anything, ever’ and I use it all the time.

Good news everyone is the real one though.

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hOrni 6 points 3 years ago

"I've heard worse excuses to drink."

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Jtee 6 points 3 years ago

Where?

Right in front of you!

Oh, ohhhh!

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ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling 6 points 3 years ago

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perviouslyiner 6 points 3 years ago

"Are you sure that's wise, Sir?"

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archiotterpup 6 points 3 years ago

"good news everyone!"

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levi 5 points 3 years ago

Good News, everyone!

Awesome. Awesome to the max.

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meathorse 5 points 3 years ago

As so many here have said: "Let's go already!" When trying to get the kids out the door.

A close second is "Windmills do not work that way! GOODNIGHT!" When they ask questions that make no sense or when they should be in bed asleep.

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readbeanicecream 4 points 3 years ago

When relaying inconvenient news or the need to complete annoying tasks, I like the preface with it "Good news, everyone."

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Che_Donkey 4 points 3 years ago

Kif, inform the men...(this part i improvise with whater they need to be informed about...like making it with a woman). Also, when asked about what something is maed out of, i usually say "Velour" before answering properly.

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Shadowphoenix11 4 points 3 years ago

Into the breach meat bags!

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Okokimup 3 points 3 years ago

"_____ DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOOD NIGHT."

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nilloc 3 points 3 years ago

“Dern it.”

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SulaymanF 3 points 3 years ago

I can’t remember when Leela says Oh Lord. Is that when Bender is wooden?

Edit: https://youtu.be/Y5WZuYPix_U?si=2qJyvA3demS4rJfG

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Rozauhtuno 10 points 3 years ago

https://morbotron.com/?q=Oh%20Lord

She says it often.

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Agingtoofast 6 points 3 years ago

That’s one of them. She says it quite a few times, which is probably why it’s now a part of me.

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soupspoon 2 points 3 years ago

Me too, I think I said it before I saw Futurama but who even knows anymore

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deadbeef79000 3 points 3 years ago

"oh lord, he's made of wood".

utterly disgusted expression

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PeWu 3 points 3 years ago

It is what it is.

Polish: "Nie wiem, nie znam się, nie orientuję się, zarobiony jestem", shortened to "Nie znam się" English: "I don't know, I don't know (as of knowledge), I don't catch on, I'm busy" (roughly translated)

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gregorum 3 points 3 years ago

“This really Toads the Wet Sproket!”

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rob64 3 points 3 years ago

"I am gonna get you so many lizards!" Whenever my wife has already done a chore/task I was intending to do.

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Agingtoofast 1 point 3 years ago

Haha. I used that once when someone helped me out at work. And then had to explain.