A pretty common link to make, for conservatives. They think being queer is unnatural, but some of them also love their kids and are unable to think of them as a morally corrupt "other" like their propaganda teaches them. The way to resolve that tension is to conclude that their child's "deviation" isn't the fault of the child, but rather was "forced upon them" through sexual abuse.

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Apytele 17 points 12 days ago

2nd (afaik)

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Fluke 16 points 12 days ago

What the actual fuck is wrong with your "mother"?

I am aware that is no way to speak about someone's family, but my dude... What the fuck?!

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Apytele 14 points 12 days ago

so, so many things

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eestileib 8 points 12 days ago

Haha lol no, it was the priest, the cub scout leader was nailing dad, thought you knew that?

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Malica 1 point 12 days ago

Holy shit your sister wins worst parent of the year

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ruuster13 57 points 12 days ago

Every time they say his nickname he chuckles slightly, then frowns and mutters under his breath "more like snake harmer"

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MutantTailThing 50 points 12 days ago

So long gay Bowser.

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lessthanluigi 8 points 12 days ago

This is too good of a comment

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HonoraryMancunian 47 points 12 days ago

Aww poor snek :(

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TubularTittyFrog 10 points 12 days ago

another victim of toxic masculinity

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glitch1985 47 points 12 days ago

Everybody in scouting knows you don't wait until it gets dark to collect your firewood or pitch your tent.

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arrow74 20 points 12 days ago

I can't tell you how many times I did both of those though. Never by plan of course, but it happened

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Cethin 11 points 12 days ago

Everyone knows you shouldn't, but sometimes you have to. Sometimes you don't get to your camp site until dark, and you just have to make do.

It doesn't sound like that's what happened in this story though, assuming it's true at all (it isn't).

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blimthepixie 45 points 12 days ago

Fake: Snake active at night

Gay: Played with a "snake" until it's head exploded

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TubularTittyFrog 28 points 12 days ago

you forgot the fact it was in front of a crowd of other men.

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blimthepixie 11 points 12 days ago

Ah yes, good point

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mnemonicmonkeys 1 point 12 days ago

Aome men, mostly boys. Which honestly just makes it worse

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PartyAt15thAndSummit 2 points 12 days ago

The dreaded trouser snake, it must have been.

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MutantTailThing 36 points 12 days ago

Imagine you’re just minding your snake business when some mouthbreather turns your ass into a makeshift helicopter and explodes your head on a tree.

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reader 32 points 12 days ago

fake: op left house

gay: op in scouts

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HerbGrower 19 points 12 days ago

Swinging a snake until its head exploded? Anon was clearly abused.

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glitch1985 27 points 12 days ago

It was the smacking it against the tree part that made its head explode.

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nullspace 10 points 12 days ago

OP has repressed their childhood trauma.

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Lopoloma 12 points 12 days ago

Greentexts hits like nothing else does.

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vivalapivo 10 points 12 days ago

Anon is based

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everett 11 points 12 days ago

carbon-based

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FavouriteShapes 4 points 10 days ago

That poor animal. Absolutely torturous way to go

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bss03 3 points 12 days ago

!ThatHappened@your.instance

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