Drug-free chickens

8 days ago by ickplant to c/funny

ickplant 45 points 8 days ago

For those unfamiliar with the brand:

Cheba Hut started in Arizona but currently has its headquarters in Fort Collins, Colorado, a state known for its friendly cannabis laws. The restaurant is known for embracing cannabis culture and has sandwiches named after weed strains.

They even refer to their beverages as “cottonmouth cures.”

Here is their menu: https://www.chebahut.com/menu

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atomicbocks 12 points 8 days ago

For the further unfamiliar, ‘cheba’ is 80s slang for pot.

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PwnTra1n 7 points 8 days ago

Love cheba hut. Been a while since I’ve been to the OG location but they even added a small bar in it last I’d been. they really have spread so much since I started going there with my dad years ago.

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KingGordon 31 points 8 days ago

Their scottsdale store has one of the best murals ive seen

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atomicbocks 9 points 8 days ago

Wow… it’s glorious. There’s even a Thomas the Toke Engine in there!

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Anchorxiety 13 points 8 days ago

"toasted" subs

Suspicious quotation marks

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ickplant 14 points 8 days ago

They are known for embracing the cannabis culture for sure…

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arctanthrope 19 points 8 days ago

I mean it's literally called cheba hut. it's like working at a place called Mary Jane's "Baked" Goods and wondering why there's so many stoners around

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rockSlayer 9 points 8 days ago

I remember when cheba uptown first opened in Minneapolis, I thought they were selling subs with THC in them somehow. My disappointment was immeasurable

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tacosanonymous 5 points 8 days ago

Same. I ordered a Cap’n Crunch bar and remained painfully sober.

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Imgonnatrythis -3 points 8 days ago

Yeah, that would make more sense. I don't understand the allure of having your sandwich assembled by someone who is pretty much guaranteed to be high. It's like ok, bread, mayo, meat, stare into space for a couple of seconds, or was it twenty minutes? This sandwich would probably be better with a fork on it.

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lps2 7 points 8 days ago

Their staff are always super friendly and at least the few times I been, made pretty dank sandwiches so 🤷‍♀️

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Texas_Hangover 1 point 7 days ago

I've made some ridiculously good sandwiches while high.

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Imgonnatrythis 1 point 7 days ago

There may some bias involved though.

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atomicbocks 1 point 8 days ago

WTF are you smoking to make you lose track of time like that? Are you sure it’s pot and not, like, salvia?

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yermaw 7 points 8 days ago

Toasted subs. When you hotbox the gimp suit.

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SpaceNoodle 5 points 8 days ago

Their sandwiches are pretty good, too

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ickplant 4 points 8 days ago

Absolutely delicious, IMO.

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TimboSlice 4 points 8 days ago

Oh man I used to love Cheba Hut when I lived in Tucson, thanks for the memories!

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degen 3 points 8 days ago

*shoving chicken shit into the specimen cup*

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scops 3 points 8 days ago

They better be quick to update that sign when the billboard updates. Otherwise it's gonna raise some... questions

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Banana 3 points 8 days ago

are toasted switches something there is a market for?

rips bong

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_stranger_ 7 points 8 days ago

Quiznos dropped the ball, someone had to pick it up

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JeanValjean 3 points 8 days ago

But do they have a pepper bar?

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wjrii 3 points 8 days ago

I know the guys sold out, technically, but man they had to be laughing their asses off at the very idea that somebody paid good money to redo the spongemonkeys for a sandwich commercial.

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ickplant 5 points 8 days ago

If being alive for 43 years taught me anything… there is a market for just about everything.

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Banana 2 points 8 days ago

:D

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Gerudo 3 points 8 days ago

Absolutely, have you never had one? A warm sandwich with warm toasty bread is awesome.

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Banana 1 point 8 days ago

OH y'all were talkin about sub sandwiches

...I see now

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sunsofold 3 points 8 days ago

Borrow? You planning to give it back?

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Ceruleum 2 points 6 days ago

Their pee has a lot of poop in it.

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ickplant 2 points 6 days ago

Mmm, cloaca juice.

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Ceruleum 2 points 6 days ago

Let's start a club!

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Gammelfisch 1 point 8 days ago

It's been over a decade since I consumed chicken.

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ohulancutash 1 point 8 days ago

I think I may have spotted a clue to why American eggs are banned in Europe.

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ickplant 5 points 8 days ago

As far as I know, it’s because American eggs are required to be washed and sterilized whereas European eggs are the exact opposite, they are left unwashed. Both are perfectly fine, you just need to know to wash them before eating them in Europe. apparently you don’t need to wash them in Europe, just don’t eat the shell 🍳

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Dreamcatcher 5 points 8 days ago

Washing breaks the natural anti-bacterial barrier of eggs, leaving them prone to salmonella, and they have to be refrigerated to avoid contamination.

I have no idea why they do this.

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unknownuserunknownlocation 1 point 8 days ago

I'm pretty sure it's so that they look better.

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chicken 1 point 8 days ago

Because otherwise they have bits of poop on them

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Dreamcatcher 1 point 8 days ago

We Europeans don't eat the shell.

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timochka 0 points 8 days ago

Because washing the eggs allows you to cover up the fact that the hens are crammed so tight that the eggs are covered in shit by the time they're collected.

Making it illegal to wash the eggs forces farmers to maintain some semblance of sanitary conditions.

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Dreamcatcher 2 points 8 days ago

They're often crammed very tight in Europe as well, but it depends on the type of egg you buy.

Having a tiny bit of shit on it is uncommon, and people understand that it's going to happen sometimes with a natural product that comes out of a chicken's ass.

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ohulancutash 3 points 8 days ago

That and they don’t bother to vaccinate chickens so eggs can’t be eaten raw.

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brotundspiele 2 points 8 days ago

You don't need to wash European eggs before eating them. Unless you're planning to eat the shell.

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ickplant 2 points 8 days ago

Good to know! I’ll edit my comment to reflect this.

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adarza 1 point 8 days ago

the billboard is probably referring to growth hormones. some other companies do the same claim in their marketing.. but growth hormones have been banned in that industry in the u.s. since like the 1950s.

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faultyproboscus 1 point 8 days ago

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