Stretch armstrong (unknown date, possibly late 70s or 80s)

7 days ago by EnmebaraGuesser to c/vintageads

Stretch Armstrong was first sold in 1976, and is still available today. The dolls were latex skin filled with a thick gel that would give it a little bit of shape inertia.

There was nearly a Stretch Armstrong movie, although the project ultimately fell through. I personally feel that is probably for the best.

Here is an unstretched Armstrong.

Unstretched Armstrong

And stretched.

Stretched Armstrong

Duchess 14 points 7 days ago

He was filled with corn syrup no joke

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_haha_oh_wow_ 9 points 7 days ago

I remember there was a badguy/nemesis who was full of packing styrofoam, and you used a pump to vacuum the air out and make him moldable/stretchable.

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AI_toothbrush 4 points 7 days ago

Yup, corn subsidies do wonders

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k0e3 2 points 3 days ago

Is that what it was? My brother and I managed to tear the arm off and there was this clear goo in it.

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Duchess 1 point 3 days ago

Yes, gelatinized corn syrup!

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SaveTheTuaHawk 2 points 7 days ago

So, like any typical American kid.

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schipelblorp 7 points 7 days ago

I feel like his spiritual successors are Plasticman, Richard Reed from Fantastic 4, and Mrs. Incredible (with delicious feminist implications).

I was also just thinking how plastics is a nice contrast to AI. People keep trying to convince us to use AI, but we don't want to because we know it makes us stupid and we know it is absolutely unreliable. But plastics, man, plastics were fucking everywhere all at once, because they were actually useful in a lot of different contexts.

Edit: Looks like Plastic Man (1941) predates Stretch (1976), but I mostly know Plastic Man from Saturday Morning.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastic_Man

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samus12345 4 points 7 days ago

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SaveTheTuaHawk 1 point 7 days ago

Yet, Kenner never marketed him as a superhero license from Marvel.

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BuckFutter 1 point 7 days ago

There were the muscle men minatures too that came out in the 80’s but yah the incredibles movie seems to be the current equivalent.

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SaveTheTuaHawk 4 points 7 days ago path: 0 26176886, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 1
Sxan 1 point 7 days ago

Stretch was a great toy.

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Bonesince1997 3 points 7 days ago

Resistance bands, for kids

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BuckFutter 3 points 7 days ago

I remember this, that and the miniature muscle men made out of a similar plastic.

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baggachipz 2 points 7 days ago

Millions of Unusual Small Creatures Lurking Everywhere! I loved those things. Never understood the wrestling tie-in, but whatever.

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BuckFutter 2 points 7 days ago

Yah I forget where that theme was from but I thought it was a play on the popular he man tv series…but in miniature form. Micro machines were also super popular back then too.

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baggachipz 2 points 7 days ago

That guy sure could talk fast!

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BuckFutter 1 point 7 days ago

He certainly could lol

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