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7 days ago by titty_wizard to c/lemmyshitpost

otacon239 26 points 7 days ago

This tweet has a different feel now…

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Bubs 21 points 7 days ago

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sundray 2 points 7 days ago

🎡"I love havin' sex, but I'd rather get some bread"🎡

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Lemmyoutofhere 13 points 7 days ago

I told you it’s not appropriate for a vampire.

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AnalogAllamma 1 point 7 days ago

Garlic thins the blood which reduces coagulation. Vampires being allergic to it, is a deception of there own making.

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db2 1 point 7 days ago

Maybe they're like ticks or mosquitoes and concentrate the blood cells rejecting most of the liquid part, but because their physiology is closer to human it fucks them up.

Different kind of vampire but in The Strain one of them is killed because the old man slammed a bottle of blood thinners first and the vamp basically started to melt.

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diemartin 11 points 7 days ago

Getting garlic bred on there 😏

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TheGiantKorean 5 points 7 days ago

I can feel the butter

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AnalogAllamma 2 points 7 days ago

But do you believe it's not butter?

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over_clox 4 points 7 days ago

Hi, is this bed still available?

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SharkAttak 3 points 6 days ago

By the thumbnail it looked like an omelette bedsheet, and I think it'd be an equally interesting idea.

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sundray 3 points 7 days ago

Well now I'm tired and hungry.

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raman_klogius 3 points 7 days ago

It'll only feel simultaneously right but also wrong if it smells like garlic

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whotookkarl 1 point 7 days ago
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DangerNooble 1 point 7 days ago

I can finally cosplay as Texas Toast

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