Shampoo rule

5 days ago by Miisha ♀️ to c/onehundredninetysix

Lol this is so true 😂
Men's shampoo (or any other shower product) sucks ass. It's why I started using women's everything, back at 16, waay before even starting HRT.
Still cis tho :3

NOT_RICK 52 points 5 days ago

I had a good laugh when I saw “Dude Wipes” is a product. That product touches my ass so I need some firm affirmation that wiping my butt won’t make me gay, I guess?

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Miisha 25 points 5 days ago

It's sad, but some people (men) actually think that wiping their own ass will make them gay. And so they just don't. They don't wipe their ass, don't wash it in the shower. "Just running water over it is enough, scrubbing would make me gay". I've never quite understood that. Toxic masculinity is just the worst...

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kboos1 25 points 5 days ago

I've never heard this and I've been a man my entire adult life. That doesn't sound like toxic masculinity, that sounds like that person has much more serious issues.

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EggInDisguise 15 points 5 days ago

I've heard it from a couple different people over the years, and the kind of people who say dumb shit like this are pretty clearly dealing with multiple mental health issues. Usually the kind of person you can tell within 5 minutes they support Andrew Tate and watch/listen to Joe rogan

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Wildmimic 14 points 5 days ago

I'm chronically online and yes, this is far more common than one might think, and especially in the "Manosphere".

I've read everything ranging from dudes arguing that touching your butt makes you gay to women complaining about dudes not wiping. Yuck.

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kboos1 5 points 5 days ago

Ewww. Should someone tell them that using the same logic means that they aren't washing other body parts, like their weiners. I would call it something more masculine but weiner sounds more appropriate in this case.

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Miisha 7 points 5 days ago

That's honestly good for you! Yep, these are indeed...more serious issues

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atomicbocks 4 points 5 days ago

Toxic masculinity is any overt masculinity that has a toxic outcome… So this counts.

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yogurtwrong 6 points 5 days ago

Bidets are commonplace in my country plus I do wipe my butt and I am kinda gay soooo...

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Buddahriffic 6 points 5 days ago

I wonder how many of them are actually gay and blame wiping their ass as a kid.

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Miisha 2 points 4 days ago

You know, I laugh at this, but then I remember...some fucking men istg 😭
I wouldn't even be surprised

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hildegarde 9 points 5 days ago

I call them insecurity wipes.

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marighost 8 points 5 days ago

That brand also makes "Little Dude Wipes," so big beefy manly men can teach their boys how to be big strong manly beefy hunky men, too, when wiping their shitty ass. They're also double the price of standard store brand baby wipes for less wipes per package.

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L7HM77 7 points 5 days ago

Apparently there's pumpkin spice flavored dude wipes now. Do with that what you will. Mixed messaging if you ask me.

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BevsDad 2 points 5 days ago

I only use the finest Irish wet wipes thankyouverymuch

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BreadOven 2 points 4 days ago

Had a kid, toddler now. I don't think we'll stop buying baby wipes ever. They're just so useful and probably 10x cheaper than stupidly-marketed ones. Although I am finally going to install a bidet soon.

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ChristerMLB 26 points 5 days ago

I saw a photo of a shampoo bottle from the US once. Apparently the shampoo was tactical. I have been trying to figure out what that means.

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Edge004 24 points 5 days ago

Usually, that means it's marketed towards insecure men. The lifted truck type of people

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blackshirt 10 points 5 days ago

With truck nuts

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ChristerMLB 2 points 5 days ago

truck nuts seem pretty cool, I have been considering them for my bicycle seat – apparently you can find ones that glow red and double as a rear light

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bluesheep 5 points 5 days ago

Imagine not paying attention while in traffic and the last thing you see before the airbags deploy being a glowing red pair of nuts

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emergencyfood 4 points 5 days ago

It means using it is poor strategy. If you are Russian, also an unsuccessful operation.

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ILikeBoobies 2 points 5 days ago

Fits in your pocket?

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Solrac 19 points 5 days ago

Ladies: Lavander Mango

MENG: ARTIC BLAST

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Sordid_Seraphim 13 points 5 days ago

BEAR CLAW

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Batman 4 points 5 days ago

Sandlewood... Why do they think we want to smell like driftwood. Are we trying to attract carpenter ants?

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kboos1 17 points 5 days ago

"Military Grade" - all hair falls out. Yep it works.

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morto 16 points 5 days ago

And if you read the ingredients, they're the very same things, just with different synthetic color and aroma. Oh, and different prices, of course.

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GianBarGian 7 points 5 days ago

Yah honestly this post just confirm that marketing does work indeed.

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shweddy 16 points 5 days ago

This is objectively bad shampoo. I can't even wash my car with it

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SubArcticTundra 8 points 5 days ago

I fueled it into my tractor and it started sweating

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happy_wheels 15 points 5 days ago

Oh man I love this so much BC its true.

Feminine products are amazing, smell GREAT, and thw packaging is visually more pleasing to look at.

Men's stuff is just... Bland. Smells like chemicals or generic "nature" scents. And ths packing is just monochromatic n bORING.

The only thing that bothers me about fem products is the girl tax/pink tax. Shaving products come to mind.

But otherwise fem products are great~~

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Wildmimic 6 points 5 days ago

I only buy womens shampoos and conditioner, because after a hiatus i have been growing out my hair again (already below the shoulders), and womens hair care products are in my experience a lot more viable for taking care of long hair. While they were short, i did not give much of a fuck.

I do like some male-branded shower gels tho, especially the ones with an ice effect - it just feels really nice on the skin for me, and they smell fine.

Regarding shaving i have gone back to the roots. I did get myself a safety razor, because these multiblade things were destroying my skin and it is a lot cheaper too. Only took a few shavings (and about 5ml of blood lol) to get the hang of it, similar to learning how to shave in the first place. Women, if my face is finally happy after years of torture, then these things are probably fine for you too, even when there's no marketing for it at all!

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happy_wheels 2 points 5 days ago

YES all this exactly! My hair is longer than what most "men" shmpoo is cut out for, and ive been usinf femm shampoo for ages (thanks poverty and growing up with 3 sisters) so it's a no-brainer for me.

Except I can't tolerate the mentol-enhanced shower gels. They don't feel good at all on my skin, but rather a burning sensation.

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Miisha 6 points 5 days ago

I agree with this so freaking much!
Feminine products are totally the best! The great smell, the pretty packaging...and fuck it, even the liquids themselves are pretty most of the time 😆
Pink tax is a biiiitch tho. And yeah, especially with shaving products. "Women's razors" (at least, the ones I use) are a dollar more expensive, along with "women's shaving cream" (literally what?) is way more expensive than "men's shaving cream"? This is so dumb. We live in a patriarchyyyy 😭😭😭

Fem products are the bestest 🩷
Legit don't know why anyone would pick anything else 😂

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fushuan 11 points 5 days ago

Cishet man for context. I pick manic panic shampoo and conditioner for my hair and the big cheap store vanilla gel for the body.

It's not gendered. Both gendered versions of the products cost like 3 times more.

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skulblaka 6 points 5 days ago

Yeah, cishet dude with long hair, I've been using women's hair products for decades. They're straight up just better in 99% of cases.

I am kind of partial to the male-coded body washes though, I do like wood scents. I usually use a nice sandalwood gel. But for hair stuff yeah basically all men's products are garbage. You can sort of get away with it if you keep your hair chopped short but anything approaching shoulder length or longer, just save yourself the hassle and go to the women's aisle.

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Miisha 5 points 5 days ago

Okay, listen...
I praise you big time for using conditioner. I don't think I know a single man who does...also body gel? Holy shit, some men actually take care of themselves?? /s
I'm proud of you ❤️

Both gendered versions of the products cost like 3 times more

👀
Time to become genderless...while in the shower 😆 /s

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fushuan 6 points 5 days ago

I'm proud of you ❤️

Don't. It's cuz I dyed my hair. For the color to stick I really started taking care of the hair. I still shower in like 10 mins tho lol.

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HerbalGamer 4 points 5 days ago

I don’t think I know a single man who does…also body gel?

...that's weird? I thought that's just having a normal shower?

Shampoo for the hair, conditioner because long hair, shower gel for the body. Seriously wondering what people you've met in life.

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djsoren19 4 points 5 days ago

damn you gotta meet more gay bottoms. I think most of the ones I chat with are very good about taking care of our appearances.

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UiUiUiUiUi 4 points 5 days ago

To each this own I love the pine mixed with boar guts smell. It makes you feel like you’ve just been to a sauna in the alps then pumped iron till your packs are full or climbed a Christmas tree in the freezing snow then ate some ribs next to a warm fire.

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python 14 points 5 days ago

huh, different strokes for different folks i guess. Women's hygiene stuff is fine, but I don't really like how weak it is. My current lime/hibiscus flower or whatever flavored shower gel might smell nice, but it wears off within like an hour and I smell sweaty and gross again. But whenever I steal my husband's generic ⚡blue⚡ shower gel it lasts an entire day (even if I feel like a middle school boy's locker room). Same with deodorant. My husband got me my own Old Spice stick because I kept stealing his.

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Godric 4 points 5 days ago

That blue shower gel hits hard, welcome!

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Miisha 1 point 4 days ago

Women’s hygiene stuff is fine, but I don’t really like how weak it is

Really? Weak? I mean, I take HRT, so I'm a bit privileged to not smell much at all, lol. I have basically zero testosterone. All it takes it a bit of any kind of soap in the armpits for me and I just don't smell that day, like...at all, really.

I guess "men's" products are kinda stronger. I wouldn't really know, but I've heard it before. It's funny tho, I just wash my armpits with soap and I don't smell for at least a day, at all, while my bf uses Old Spice 3in1 (because ofc he does...) and he smells great...but after just an hour, I can smell him again, lol. I have a good nose thanks to estrogen tho.
I totally get you on the boy's locker room omfg 😭

Also, just...weird thought, but men's deodorant smells...good on men? Old Spice smells fucking amazing on my bf, but I could never imagine smelling like that. I'm weird tho :/

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myyass 12 points 5 days ago

A real mans shampoo cleaning solution!

I'm kidding don't try this at home; your eyes will burn like crazy, inhale it and it will feel like your lungs are on fire making cigarettes feel like a child's game, get it your nose and you won't smell anything for a day, enough exposure on your hands and they will shake--permanently. Cleans real good though. Non of that 99.99% kills bacteria bullshit, it's a tactical nuke.

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Madagaskar_sky 2 points 4 days ago

Alright alright! I'll buy it. Jesus, just, enough with the shaft stroking! I was sold just with that packaging. BTW, what smell does it have?

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myyass 4 points 4 days ago

If it's just sitting there, it's kind of sweet and soapy. If it's coming out of a spray bottle it smells like you were cutting Carolina Reaper peppers and then decided to stick your finger in your nose -_-

I don't kink shame if you're into that.

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Madagaskar_sky 2 points 4 days ago

You, my friend, have a sale!

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myyass 2 points 4 days ago

Glad you're getting into the cleaning business. Muriatic Acid afterwards helps clean those pesky calcium "stains"

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TwodogsFighting 3 points 4 days ago

Smells like victory.

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fullsquare 1 point 4 days ago

Bet some bacteria would feed on it anyway if you give it enough time

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myyass 3 points 4 days ago

I would be very scared of whatever would survive this. Let's just say you can use this to dissolve things when you boil it. Like I said it's very good at cleaning, I didn't specify cleaning of what.

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Sabata11792 11 points 5 days ago

Fuck ya, I want to smell like a nuclear reactor.

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Buddahriffic 6 points 5 days ago

Control Rod Freeze or Infinite Uranium Fuel Rod Blast?

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Sabata11792 3 points 5 days ago

Uranium Fuel Rod Blast for sure.

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Buddahriffic 3 points 4 days ago

Good choice. You can tell it's potent because you can taste it as soon as you open the bottle.

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pineapplelover 8 points 5 days ago

I have used dr bronners in the past, yes

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fullsquare 6 points 5 days ago

never have to shower again

Some marketing claims should remain untested

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comfy 5 points 5 days ago

Realizing that almost all my bathroom products are ungendered. It's a good feeling.

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Snowcano 4 points 5 days ago path: 0 26218439, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
gandalf_der_12te 2 points 4 days ago

it's true :3 i still prefer to use the men's shampoo (without perfume) because they make my hair straw-y, and i like that. :)

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Miisha 1 point 4 days ago

I'm not judging but...you actually like the straw-y hair? Really? 👀

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gandalf_der_12te 2 points 3 days ago

yep

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