Reframe your thinking

5 days ago by Maven (famous) to c/lemmyshitpost

noob 34 points 5 days ago

I got a tick bite in my dick hole two weeks ago. Five days later I got a fever that wouldn’t go away for days. They now say I have Rocky Mountain spotted fever. The doxycycline makes me vomit every time I think about food.

I’m so ready for some zen sex.

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Skullgrid 27 points 5 days ago

I got a tick bite in my dick hole two weeks ago.

Touch grass they said.
The great outdoors they said.

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Whelks_chance 11 points 5 days ago

Didn't need to read this.

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TherapyGary 11 points 5 days ago

It was bound to happen to somebody

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ayyy 9 points 5 days ago

Congrats on the promotion to Vegetarian.

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aBundleOfFerrets 6 points 5 days ago

Always do tick checks

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 5 days ago

especially in your dick hole

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surewhynotlem 15 points 5 days ago

Deserve? No. That's silly. Accept? Yes.

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the_fuckler 8 points 5 days ago

Nah fuck that. Don't accept material conditions, apply weird morality to them!

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hansolo 3 points 5 days ago

It's possible they were mis-applying a non-Zen concept that because of reincarnation, each life is about experiencing things, both good and bad. So bad things are things you signed up for in this life to see what it's like.

Or, if they meant "deserved," that's way more juju karma magic stuff, in some viewpoints.

Two great options to choose from!

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Grostleton 9 points 5 days ago

I prefer the "oh well, it was bound to happen to somebody" approach to life.

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HeHoXa 7 points 5 days ago

Anything can be a sex thing if you're not a coward.

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Akuchimoya 6 points 5 days ago

A tenet of Taoism is that nothing is constant and everything changes. We can have peace and be clear-minded by moving with, around, even redirecting the changes, rather than directly resisting them.

I'm not a taoist, but I think that's pretty damn wise.

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gray 5 points 5 days ago

I am going to reframe my bedbug problem as a sexy deep gothic vampire-like thing

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