They never even notice

4 days ago by Mickey7 to c/lemmyshitpost

Murse 29 points 3 days ago

Free food is good food.

...that sentence has way too many o's.

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hakunawazo 9 points 3 days ago

Free fod is god fod

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aport 5 points 3 days ago

Fod is god Free fod

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Honytawk 8 points 3 days ago

Froo food os good food

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Agent641 3 points 3 days ago

Oooo oooo oo oooo oooo!

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fartographer 1 point 3 days ago

Yes? The eager agent with their hand raised. Or do you need to go to the bathroom?

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cloudshouter 27 points 4 days ago

Smash burgers are all the same. Crisp edges and juicy center. The only thing I’m asking is what cheese.

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ThunderComplex 20 points 3 days ago

Me asking what cheese everyone wants before slapping kraft singles on all of them

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fyzzlefry 6 points 3 days ago

Which is the correct answer. Maybe not Kraft but certainly American cheese.

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adarza 3 points 3 days ago

'american cheese' is fine. it's what most fast food joints and many restaurants use.

it's the individually-wrapped 'singles' that is the abomination.

they are two distinctly different products.

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melfie 2 points 3 days ago

As I understand it, it’s cheese melted with an emulsifying salt to make it able to be served hot without turning into a pile of curd and grease. I’d prefer real cheese like cheddar, but will admit that American cheese was made for the job.

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cloudshouter 6 points 3 days ago

I default to smoked Gouda.

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fonix232 2 points 3 days ago

Not how much cheese? what if I want mine drowned in blue cheese?

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cloudshouter 1 point 3 days ago

I’m very accommodating

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RememberTheApollo_ 14 points 3 days ago

They should all be 165° for food safety’s sake when it comes to ground beef. You can play around with a steak’s temperature becuause any bacteria are on the surface and not ground into the meat, though that’s becoming less true with tenderizers being used on steaks.

YMMV, of course.

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melfie 2 points 3 days ago

Who doesn’t like steak tartare on a bun?

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PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S 13 points 3 days ago

I always notice, but if I told you to remake it correctly that would probably be seen as super rude, so 🤷

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OwOarchist 12 points 4 days ago

They never notice ... or they're too polite to complain about how their free burger is cooked?

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Akasazh 3 points 3 days ago

Or op makes a pretty good burger

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anon_8675309 5 points 3 days ago

Because by the time they are done everyone is three beers in and hungry AF.

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Axolotl_cpp 2 points 3 days ago

I mean, a burger should be well cooked anyway; it's minced meat so it has bacteria in it that must be killed unlike normal meat cuts where killing the bacteria on the external layer is good enough

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RhondaSandTits 2 points 3 days ago

Lol, I never ask. Do one thing and do it well.

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Bishma 1 point 3 days ago

We just think you're bad at grilling, but don't want to hurt your feelings.

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VinegarChunks 1 point 3 days ago

Also. Ask every single person if they want cheese on their burger. All of them always will, but be sure to ask them anyway.

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