damn, I kept playing just for the plot, I can't wait for the 2billion budget sequel voiced by keanu reeves and ana de armas

I gotta sweep these mines

What happened in Singapore?!?!?

Where's the part about making an account to "share your score with your friends".

Also missed the "Achievements": the very first click should've triggered at least "Started your first sweep", "Just got lucky: your blind click wasn't a mine!", "Cleared more than 10 blocks on 1 click" and "Cleared more than 20 blocks on 1 click".

Also didn't saw any "sweep store" selling things like "Safe-click: is this click hits a mine it transforms into a flag instead of exploding".

I think this is more if Minesweeper was an AAA game 10 years ago.

Hey, for an AAA game there is a serious lack of a launcher, issues with kernel level anti cheat, creating a separate account and a 30 gigabyte update.

OMFG, this is hilarious!

I couldn't play it because it's PlayStation exclusive 😔

This yes so well made I was sad there wasn't more. I love Minesweepers.

The fact that it's impossible to die reminded me of that Wolverine motorcycle game.

What? No localization team? As a native bahasa speaker, this is literally unplayable!

Do I need to play the prequel to enjoy this?

I need to sweep these mines.

The yellow paint indicator 💀

This is just Halo 3 on easy. Where is the DLC? The in game currencies? Rare lootbox skins? Forced online pvp with ranked rewards?

And what is happening the flags should waving in different directions thanks to DLSS5.

We can have quadruple A game in a browser but we have to download an app just so we can get an appointment.

Also the lack of QTE is disappointing, 7/10.

That can't be even A tier. It run perfectly on mobile, vertical.

holy shit where can I pay 80 eur for this?

This is fantastic! Wonderfully done and funny. Thank you!🙏

Minesweeper is the GOAT of all timewasters. GTA6 is going to have a run for its money. Physical release?

Naked snake and para-medic in an alternate world....

I did not expect to be double crossed after all that work.

You still get the same ending, even if you explode all the mines. 0/10 would not recommend. ☹️

Thanks, I hate it.

When I saw the UE logo I burst in laughter, 10/10 spot on

Anyone else just listen for a really long time thinking he'd eventually start sweeping mines??? 😂😅

Coooool I finally finished a round of minesweeper.

It’s apparently vibe coded but no less hilarious because of it.

Brilliant

"Good job, Sweeper. You did it." Yes. It was all me! Thank you, Nora.

Well shit. Evidently that's all AI generated. That sucks.

I need to sweep these mines.

I mean minesweeper is :100: a AAA game, what are we even talking about.

I accidentally saved the whole city on my second playthrough!

I had completely forgotten that's what happens, but that's obvious. Don will be so disappointed!

I wish every name in the credits was Mike Lacher.

Yep. E en unskippable credits haha. Where's the expert board?

Oh, did a new xcom come out?

Now that is a good game!

Absolute gold

What? I can't buy any cosmetics?

Too real 🫠

Wtf did I just experience 😂

Now do Skifree

This is so cool! The yellow tiles were funny hahahaha

Can we get a New Game + as DLC?

I'm gonna preorder the sequel. No matter how dumbed down the game and how much the content is hidden behind micro transactions and DLCs.

I finished AAA-Minesweeper without dying. Just clicked all fields until everything was solved. Very nice atmospheric blood effect on the sides of screen, just like real bombs would hurt me. Unfortunately I had no audio; was there supposed to be some audio?

Edit: Oh and the credits still roll while I was typing this.

I actually love it

Hahaha mostly woman in the credits.