'Stain' on Norway for not awarding me Nobel Prize - Trump

2 days ago by Infrapink to c/nottheonion

US President Donald Trump has slammed the "disgraceful" Nobel Peace Prize choice as leaving an "indelible stain" on Norway, arguing that the award should have gone to him.

South African judge and human rights champion Navi Pillay won the prestigious prize yesterday in recognition of her work against war crimes and crimes against humanity.

D_C 43 points 2 days ago

"I peacefully ordered a bombing of a school and so I peacefully killed nearly two hundred children just to start a peaceful but senseless war that will distract people from all those kids I peacefully raped with Epstein...now give me that peace prize. I DESERVE IT!"

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areakode 15 points 2 days ago

To be fair... That's what he does when he "makes a deal." Whine until they fold. Threaten if that doesn't work. Make broken promises if that doesn't work. It's the workings of a spoiled 5 year brat.

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radiofreebc 30 points 2 days ago

"Norway" doesn't award the Nobel Peace Prize.

It's a prize given out by a foundation.

This is like criticizing America because someone didn't win an Oscar.

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lime 4 points 2 days ago

the norwegian nobel committee is selected by parliament, just like the swedish one.

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radiofreebc 11 points 2 days ago

Doesn't mean that they're told who to vote for by Parliament.

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ShellMonkey 8 points 2 days ago

Well if they're selected by looking at the entire US exec branch admin they're probably a bit skewed to a certain alignment.

That said, little Donnie can go cry a fucking river, again, that he didn't get a prize for doing the exact opposite of what the prize is for.

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lime 3 points 2 days ago

not in a functioning democracy, no. but looking at it from the reigning seat of a non-functioning one i can see how one could come to that conclusion.

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20cello 17 points 2 days ago

Nothing compared to the stain he'll leave on mankind history

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Witchfire 10 points 2 days ago

It's basically the same stain he leaves daily in his diapers

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bcgm3 3 points a day ago

It's always projection with this clown