Seriously, there's still potential there.
Axeman666 24 points 5 hours ago
There's potential for friendship, but I have long hair and have since high-school. I hung out with girls and let them braid my hair and even put make up on me. Still got tons of tail at that time.
abbadon420 47 points 7 hours ago
Maybe because OP is the first man they meet that doesn't treat women like sex objects
jaybone 17 points 7 hours ago
Ah the great 4chan anon paradox.
Fake: OP didn’t get invited anywhere, because he posts on 4chan.
Gay: If OP did get invited to “girl’s night”, it’s because he is gay, but that didn’t happen because this is fake (see item 1 above.)
EmilieEasie 15 points 6 hours ago
Being one of the girls > being one of the guys
skujcici7755 13 points 7 hours ago
Dont fuck it up, OP (narrator: he did.)
JoeyHarrington 34 points 7 hours ago
I'll probably get brutally assassinated for saying this, but typing "female friend" in this case is simpler than explaining that "girl friend" is not his girl friend.
I know there are people that have made it a mission in life to be shit heels and have made the word female into something nasty but I still say we shouldn't let them.
Thanks for listening to my Ted talk and try not to hate me for having an opinion.
Mouselemming 12 points 6 hours ago
I may just be old, but I agree. I think Anon using "female" as an adjective with "friend" when he's going on to talk about girls' night with her and the rest of his new friends is several levels less bad than someone using "female" as a noun, they're just dismissed as "a female."
I also suspect that it won't be long before the egg cracks and we see the update on this post over in blahaj 196 or whatever it is.
Mouselemming 3 points 5 hours ago
No, male-female friendships are great and can last a long time, but these girls say Anon is practically a girl, maybe they see something true.
blockheadjt 13 points 6 hours ago
Did you not read the post? Her being a woman is critical to the story
Gullible 11 points 6 hours ago
I think we should go deeper. Rewrote it to avoid any language that might trigger anyone.
>friend invites me to group-watch cartoons
>pretty fun
>they want me to watch stuff with them next week too
>get invited to their irc
>they call their weekly cartoon watching night
>ask why they invited me to watch night
>they say I don't count
>ask why
>"you're basically a friend"
What the? I'm 6'1
Hope that helped
JoeyHarrington 4 points 5 hours ago
That could work and would probably be fine here, but saying female in this case is ok because context.
It was descriptive of his friend, not a label or whatever it is that makes it bad.
mycodesucks 2 points 2 hours ago
Canonical_Warlock 1 point a minute ago
I'm a straightish 6' dude built like a plumber but the lesbians in my DnD group declared me an honorary lesbian.
Turret3857 1 point 2 hours ago
attached picture in the post is Mari from omori (a minor)
Zozano 5 points an hour ago
Fascinating. I'm glad I didn't accidentally masturbate to what I might otherwise assume is an adult.
Thank you for informing me of the age of this drawn woman, so that I may avoid upsetting [insert who fucking cares]
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