If it's teflon coated, maybe pretty close. You'd need to cook the bacon separately, cut it to shape and place it on top. And, probably the whites to yolk ratio would need to be controlled. Just cracking two eggs and hoping for the best likely wouldn't work.
Also, don't use teflon coated pans.
They are constantly shedding Teflon into your food, even if you baby them with the softest possible utensils (which you need to do anyways to have them last more than a week). When people talk about microplastics in your blood/brain, this is one of the more common sources.
The field of understanding the impacts of having plastic in your body is still evolving, so there's little conclusive proof that it's bad for you. But there's definitely no proof that it's good for you either.
Also, if they ever get overheated, they can release toxic gases into the air, and given that most home kitchens are poorly ventilated at best, it's not good.
On top of all that, as mentioned, they're practically disposable dishware because the PTFE layer loses its nonstick properties pretty rapidly under any amount of regular use.
My understanding is that it isn't the Teflon itself that's the problem, that reacts to basically nothing. It's the thing they use to get the Teflon to stick to the pan that comes off sometimes which is the problem.
What's a better pan to use? I've tried cast iron, but that became like a second job upkeeping the oil coating or whatever. Stainless steel stuck to everything and was impossible to clean. At that point I ran out of money for experiments, gave up, and accepted my microplastic brain fate with my $12 piece of shit Kmart pan that somehow performs better than the other two.
This is how real humor looks like? Whoa, I'm totally dull now.
You have humor in your blood. Be proud. 👐
Works better than the other way around
Omg is that what it reminded me of
28 minutes later
Don’t the children love Five Nights at Freddie’s? Tell them it’s one of those
Even if it came out right, they're still slowly eating its face, which is kind of messed up
Well it is spooky month
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#AltText4You #alttext
A meme reads "Accidentally gave my kid trauma for breakfast this morning." Left: a Funny Side Up egg mold box showing a cute dog face made from eggs. Right: the actual pan result, a deformed, creepy egg face with burnt edges and a broken yolk. The contrast is the joke.
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No alttext, no boost 🤷
if it makes you feel better, the eggs were once a living creature
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There's no way that's ever coming out looking like the picture.
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