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2 days ago by Tug to c/dadjokes

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GrayBackgroundMusic 17 points 2 days ago

It's almost there, so I couldn't stop myself from making this.

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StillAlive 14 points 2 days ago

This one is big. It needs bulls, just like your parents' marriage:

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yermaw 13 points 2 days ago

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nilloc 6 points 2 days ago

Still best looping gif

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qyron 7 points 2 days ago

Be careful and don't dig yourself into a hole.

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Iron_Lynx 6 points 2 days ago

I guess there's a lot buried here, so let's start digging.

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cRazi_man 5 points 2 days ago

Truly earth moving.

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dylanTheDeveloper 4 points 2 days ago

More hoes please

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MacNCheezus 3 points 2 days ago

I was thinking it needed more excavators but I just changed my mind

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jubilationtcornpone 4 points 2 days ago

This dad joke is just "burying the lead."

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neidu4 3 points 2 days ago

What's that thing on the right below the trowel?

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Tugboater203 7 points 2 days ago

It's a post hole digger. They're not fun to use

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in_my_honest_opinion 6 points 2 days ago

Depends on the soil tbh. Soft clay? Amazing. Rocky, dry limestone and shale? Nightmare fuel. I still dream sometimes about setting posts under the blazing sun.

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Tugboater203 2 points 2 days ago

I'm in New England, it's all bank run gravel here.

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0ops 2 points 2 days ago

Fucking word

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Neverclear 2 points 2 days ago

Oh you haven't heard?

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CannonFodder 4 points 2 days ago

For digging fence post holes

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TrackenDaKracken 2 points 2 days ago

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Neverclear 2 points 2 days ago

"Post-holer for digging holes... for posts."

quoth: Kaywinnet Lee Frye

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workerONE 2 points 2 days ago

There's also a new broom that everybody's talking about. It's sweeping the nation

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