god has smiled upon me
I will let Lemmy be my oracle; what should I know? what is my fate?
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EmpathicVagrant 11 points a day ago
Origin story on becoming a notary.
goldenbough 4 points a day ago
And instead of saying all of your goodbyes, let them know
You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning
'round
thericofactor 8 points a day ago
Don't mind someone's criticism if you wouldn't take their advice.
AbsolutelyNotSpez 8 points a day ago
My dog will find you and lick your face when you least expect it.
EmpathicVagrant 3 points a day ago
50 years from now the dog shows up like poppins in always sunny and gets them some kisses
beliquititious 7 points a day ago
You should know we've been trying to reach you for some time about your car's extended warrant. To avoid this fate please locate the reset button in your simulated reality, press and hold for three seconds before stating the shape the rebooted environment will take and release the button. It's very important that you do not flig the loompture or woogle the sauren. Normal service should resume after the universe reboots.
HerbalGamer 5 points a day ago
O
CobraChicken3000 5 points a day ago
is it me you're looking for?
GreenCrunch 3 points a day ago
S
thesohoriots 4 points a day ago
TV and the internet will be replaced by one thing that is worse than both combined
Grail 3 points a day ago
You will be doomed to take a false constructed reality as objective. The bourgeoisie shall use this mistake to control you, feeding you lies. You will not realise that your ontology is built on capitalist lies, for you will not question the axioms upon which your worldview rests.
spankysalmon 3 points a day ago
Death. As any mortal shall know. You will grow to learn the weary aches of age. You will grow to know the aches of watching an ignorant people repeatedly stab themselves in the foot. You will know the pain of dying alone.
poolcritter 7 points a day ago
Outlook (New) not so good either.
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Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
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2. No Illegal Content
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