you may ask yourself

3 years ago by Spamdump to c/risa

Naja_Kaouthia 68 points 3 years ago

I found the people my age on the internet.

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caesar_salad83 22 points 3 years ago

you're a hip young dude as well?

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Naja_Kaouthia 25 points 3 years ago

Brain says yes, back says I’m an idiot.

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Doug 9 points 3 years ago

Better get a tie breaker from the knees

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Naja_Kaouthia 10 points 3 years ago

Knees are refusing to negotiate without ibuprofen.

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Haus 9 points 3 years ago

We're here, we're tubular, get used to it!

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osarusan 5 points 3 years ago

Hi there!
/waves nerdily

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DarkGamer 47 points 3 years ago

Letting the stardate incrementally increase, observing the spacetime holding me down
Letting the stardate incrementally increase, temporal anomalies flowing all around
Into another strange new world, after the mission's done
Once in an episode, evil twins all around

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nul 7 points 3 years ago

Ah, I love the Vocally Communicating Thought Generators.

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zcd 24 points 3 years ago

At first I thought Data was running a DND campaign

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aeronmelon 12 points 3 years ago

"You are currently situated amongst the thick foliage of an M-class planet. Presently, it is the nocturnal phase of that region. Therefore, your visibility is severely limited."

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khaosworks 22 points 3 years ago

Allowing the rotational periods of the planet to continue and liquid dihydrogen monooxide to immobilize me. Allowing the rotational periods of the planet to continue and liquid dihydrogen monoxide traversing subterranean layers. Into the azure colored atmosphere once more, when the currency has been expended. A single moment in the years that consist of a lifespan and liquid dihydrogen monooxide traversing subterranean layers.

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eva_sieve 24 points 3 years ago

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my aesthetically pleasing residence!"

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my aesthetically pleasing Bynar spouse!"

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gregorum 8 points 3 years ago

“I observe as the Earth rotates!”

“I allow dihydrogen monoxide to suppress my being”

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chaogomu 2 points 3 years ago

The IUPAC-compliant nomenclature for that liquid substance is oxidane, although care must still be used, as oxidane refers to the specific molecule in all temperature ranges and matter configurations.

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Aggravationstation 19 points 3 years ago

Letting the stardates roll by, empty space flowing under-hull

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Kolanaki 5 points 3 years ago

Into the black again, after the latinum's gone.

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Mordachai_Shedbacon 1 point 3 years ago

Once on a continuing mission, timespace flowing under-hull

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Xariphon 12 points 3 years ago

...what?

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mephiska 35 points 3 years ago path: 0 3657215 3657307, hotness: undefined, score: 35, children: 0
TeaHands 19 points 3 years ago

I found the person younger than my age on the internet.

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Xariphon 3 points 3 years ago

I doubt that more and more every year. I'm not young, just clueless about a lot of media.

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samus12345 9 points 3 years ago

Identical in nature throughout existence

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wizardbeard 6 points 3 years ago

Existence proceeds as history would suggest. Existence proceeds as history would suggest. Existence proceeds as history would suggest. Existence proceeds as history would suggest.

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Uniquitous 5 points 3 years ago

Dihydrogen monoxide is in motion beneath the surface.

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Infynis 4 points 3 years ago

Once in a lifetime...which, due to the positronic composition of my neural net, equates to roughly once every ten thousand Earth years.

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match 3 points 3 years ago path: 0 3661372, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
CeruleanRuin 3 points 3 years ago

Picard: "Mr. Data, I'm asking you quite strenuously to uninstall the David Byrne voice module immediately."

Data: "Please exercise caution; one may attain their desires unexpectedly. Individuals of moderate age, peculiar but not unfamiliar. I am a standard android, in the process of generating heat within this habitation."

Riker: "Geordi, switch him off, now!"

Data: "This is not my beautiful shutdown sequence. This is not my beautiful disconnection process."

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dhtseany 3 points 3 years ago

As the days go by

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SpruceBringsteen 3 points 3 years ago

Data*

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Anticorp 1 point 3 years ago

As the stardates pass behind us

Dihydrogen monoxide flowing beneath

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