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3 years ago by bitsplease to c/memes

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snek_boi 14 points 3 years ago

Wait where's the twisting. That's fundamental!

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Randall_Potato 8 points 3 years ago

Twist it. Tuck it. Press it against the wall.

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WhoRoger 2 points 3 years ago

That should be a rap song if it isn't yet

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hrimfaxi_work 13 points 3 years ago

My wife is a goddamn animal and will carefully tuck the open part in on itself, and then set the thing upside down.

It looks completely unopened this way, and when you pick it up the weight of the contents undoes the "seal," spilling everything everywhere. She did it with a 1 pound bag of M&Ms once.

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SturgiesYrFase 6 points 3 years ago

JFC...did you marry Satan?

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hrimfaxi_work 5 points 3 years ago

🤣 I haven't ruled it out

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SturgiesYrFase 1 point 3 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Rentlar 5 points 3 years ago

When I was lazy while having snacks in that packaging, I eat enough of the cookies/crackers to fold the end under the rest of the packaging.

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n7gifmdn 2 points 3 years ago

right, if you aren't going to eat enough to do that, what's the point.

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tmpod 5 points 3 years ago

Advanced techniques 🤫

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CraigeryTheKid 5 points 3 years ago

But this is the correct way to do it!

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Rhabuko 4 points 3 years ago

It's the only way!

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this 3 points 3 years ago

EZPZ

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RagingNerdoholic 3 points 3 years ago

If the UK calls those biscuits, what do you call savoury bread-like things such as these?

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SubArcticTundra 7 points 3 years ago

Scones. Pronounce as you see fit.

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RagingNerdoholic 1 point 3 years ago

BAGel

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TheNumberOfGeese 1 point 3 years ago

I too spent a year living in New York, Britta. I know how to pronounce Bagel!

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animist 1 point 3 years ago

So I can call it a suck-on-ee?

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SubArcticTundra 3 points 3 years ago

If you want to be stoned, yes.

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crmsnbleyd 5 points 3 years ago

That's an American bread, I don't think Brits really have that in their country. Being someone who also calls those biscuits, I would call this a savoury scone or a pastry

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fuat2mb 1 point 3 years ago

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fuat2mb 1 point 3 years ago

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SturgiesYrFase 1 point 3 years ago

A scone is called a scone, depending on where you're at in the UK it's pronounced differently, skohn skawn, there's more, but I've only really lived in London and Edinburgh.

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Risk 3 points 3 years ago

"Seal." Yes. "Seal..."

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TheNumberOfGeese 2 points 3 years ago

Oh branded biscuits! Very swish! When should we all pop 'round for a cup of tea and try them out! Looking forward to a comparative study against lidl and Sainsbury's ginger snaps :)

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duskfall 1 point 2 years ago

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EuphoricPenguin22 1 point 3 years ago

What are those German sandwich cookies called that come in a tube like this? They're basically giant vanilla Oreos.

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Klaymore 1 point 3 years ago

bruh now I want cookies frick you lol

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