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Horseshoe Theory of Breakfast Meals

3 years ago by Flying Squid to c/lemmyshitpost

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PugJesus 41 points 3 years ago

What's "Fuck the time of day, I'm having fries and ketchup for breakfast" count as

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FlyingSquid 19 points 3 years ago

Are you my wife? I didn't know you were on Lemmy.

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PugJesus 11 points 3 years ago

Your wife has good taste in breakfast food

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FlyingSquid 9 points 3 years ago

She also recommends a patty melt for breakfast.

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TheYear2525 9 points 3 years ago

On rye with thousand island?

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SpaceNoodle 8 points 3 years ago

Corporatism, assuming you got 'em from Mickey Dee's

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PugJesus 11 points 3 years ago

Damn, that's an ice-cold assumption. I make my fries in a home deep fryer, like any civilized soul.

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SpaceNoodle 6 points 3 years ago

Oh, you're British.

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PugJesus 7 points 3 years ago

Wouldn't I call 'em chips if I was?

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massive_bereavement 5 points 3 years ago

Reheated pizza on a microwave gang here.

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onichama 4 points 3 years ago

uhh somewhere between communism and anarchy?

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Jimbo 1 point 3 years ago

Many things I have had for breakfast, but I don't think fries is one of them

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Agent641 24 points 3 years ago

Where do us soylent enjoyers rest, on this scale?

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Peppycito 13 points 3 years ago

Is that the tablespoon of powder on the far right?

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Aqarius 20 points 3 years ago

Oh, honey...

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Beldarofremulak 18 points 3 years ago

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betterdeadthanreddit 7 points 3 years ago

Some of the products it may be used with could be a powder but that's a meth pipe.

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Peppycito 4 points 3 years ago

Lol I thought it was protein powder or something.

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billygoat 21 points 3 years ago

At first I thought it was a scoop of ice cream. Nope, crack pipe.

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Mcdolan 13 points 3 years ago

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Pinklink 3 points 3 years ago

Can be either, depending on what you can get your hands on

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betterdeadthanreddit 2 points 3 years ago

The stock photo site it's from lists as a meth pipe but includes keyword tags for crack as well.

Description: ^Source^

View of a glass pipe used to smoke illegal drugs. This particular pipe was confiscated by police and was used to smoke methamphetamine. Image shot at the police station. Focus on round end with natural shadow.

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driving_crooner 16 points 3 years ago

Paleo communism 🤝Paleo conservatism 

               🍖

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alternative_factor 8 points 3 years ago

Death to processed food! Liberate the world from simple carbohydrates!

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trashgirlfriend 1 point 3 years ago

These words are not in the bible

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AgentOrangesicle 14 points 3 years ago

I'm an Adderall and Jameson man, myself.

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VonCesaw 7 points 3 years ago

Radical Centrism, get 'em boys

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who8mydamnoreos 14 points 3 years ago

1000% more accurate than a PCM

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Aqarius 12 points 3 years ago

anarchism

conservatism

Balkans_IRL

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Razzazzika 12 points 3 years ago

Jokes on you, I take my Adderall with my energy drink.

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SameOldJorts 11 points 3 years ago

Luckily my adderall is IR so I can claim leftist ideals 😌

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Console_Modder 10 points 3 years ago

"Hyperracist neo-reactionary"

That's new to me, I'm going to have to remember that for later

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moosetwin 9 points 3 years ago

croissants are taking years off my life but damn they are the shit

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FlyingSquid 3 points 3 years ago

When I didn't work from home in the mornings, I would regularly get a sausage croissant sandwich for breakfast from the Hardees down the road from where I work and damn was that good despite it being a disappointment in terms of what could be considered croissants. I'm probably better off working from home mornings.

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CarbonIceDragon 7 points 3 years ago

Apparently nobody eats pancakes for breakfast.

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FlyingSquid 8 points 3 years ago

Pancakes are universally agreed upon to be acceptable breakfast, so it wasn't on the image.

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CarbonIceDragon 4 points 3 years ago

Wouldn't the same apply to waffles?

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FlyingSquid 10 points 3 years ago

Certainly not. What are you, an AnCap?

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CarbonIceDragon 3 points 3 years ago

Who doesn't think waffles are a breakfast food?

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cactus 3 points 3 years ago

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MartinXYZ 5 points 3 years ago

I'm a Dane living in Denmark, a social democracy at it's core. I eat oatmeal with milk most mornings. I'm also a very left leaning atheist but I love a full English every once in a while.

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Hotdogman 4 points 3 years ago

Lux communism it is. Now to look up what it is.

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RedAggroBest 4 points 3 years ago

Fully Automated Luxury Communism. It's not too bad and idea if not a touch overly idealistic

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massive_bereavement 2 points 3 years ago

It's AFAIK democratic communism.

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FlyingSquid 1 point 3 years ago

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STUPIDVIPGUY 4 points 3 years ago

yogurt & granola gang

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FlyingSquid 8 points 3 years ago

Ah, Green Party voter.

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Viking_Hippie 3 points 3 years ago

Looks up the best breakfast to see if the meme got it right

Oh HELL no! I'd rather never eat ANY form of breakfast again than devolve back to Christianity! 😄

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rynzcycle 3 points 3 years ago

I felt kinda left out when someone posted, "Your wake-up juice defines you". Thank you for making me feel included again (I'm Socialism).

I'm also unhealthy, but I'm working on it and getting better.

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CheezyWeezle 2 points 3 years ago

Ok wtf this is literally spot on, my work supplies breakfast and it's always different but my two staples are a monster (usually the zero ultra, too...) and stepping outside to hit my vape...

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MartinXYZ 1 point 3 years ago

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dingleberry 2 points 3 years ago

Coke fiend

That explains a lot.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 3 years ago

Where's the biscuits and gravy also fully automated luxury gay space communism

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bi_tux 2 points 3 years ago

As an anarchist I feel called out

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